I think I feel somewhat violated after this chat session. I believe I will just let White Skull and Crimson Nematode keep Captain Ozone to themselves. Is this guy for or against the environment... I am confused?
PK: BWAHAHAH Captain Ozone! I just peed in the river.. take that!
CO: That's only natural, Nature Boy!
PK: Nooooo foiled again! Curse you Captain Ozone!
CO: Just make sure that you bring a shovel and unbleached TP with you when you have to go BM in the woods.
How many times a day to you go BM, Jebediah?
An apple a day helps!
PK: I might have to dig a pretty big hole... I just ripped off like 6 Hostess Twinkies from some kids... it was cool.. I was all like BWAHAHA and they were all like "Oh no my Hostess Twinkies!"
CO: LOL
What a bunch of cry babies.
PK: I know like seriously right? I don't even like these damn things.... rules of villainy suck sometimes.
CO: You should crawl down some chimneys this year and steal a few of the kids' presents.
They don't need any NEW toys anyways.
PK: No way... I saw Gremlins... I would die in a Santa Suit after breaking my neck... gross
CO: They should be downsizing and playing with used, recycled toys this years, the little pricks.
PK: I fondly remember my 4th Ubermas celebration.. I was given a broken glass jar full of rusty nails... ah the memories!
CO: You were privileged.
I got a paper bag full of dog s#it that was lit on fire on my porch on Ubermas.
PK: Well at least it was ecologically sound.
CO: The flames were emitting sulfur oxides.
I want revenge...but who to?
On the lighter side of things, did you get your Xmas shopping done?
PK: Ubermas... oh yes.... I threw rocks at squirrels for six hours.... I think I hurt my arm.
CO: I shot a couple of squirrels when I went quail hunting last summer and I forgot to throw them on the barbecue with my trout and quail, so I tossed them in the lake in the morning. They're just invasive little pests anyways.
PK: That's neat... we have a lot in common.
CO: Indeed.
Only I hate you.
Just joshing LOL
YOu're a dastardly man, so I have to beware.
PK: Well I am evil...
CO: Yeah, well I'm a sociopath.
PK: Do you want to be my BFFL?
CO: Does that have something to do with puke?
What is BFFL?
PK: I am not sure.. you are like Swedish or something... I forget all those old Captain Ozone Comics blurr together... I think you kicked the crap out of a lumberjack once...
CO: No, I sodomized a lumberjack though.
He had pretty, perky pink cheeks.
I'm half Greek ya know.
And half Irish.
PK: I'm half n half with 2 sugars
CO: Lumps of sugar?
Oh, I get you. Uh-huh.
PK: Have you ever read my evil rantings... I am good at that being a class 3 meta villain and all...
CO: Send me your URL, Bubba.
PK: You like it forsure! I am like the Dear Abby of evil and s#it!
http://evilsupremepizza.blogspot.com/
CO: Can I write to you sometime? I need help.
PK: OMG! I was thinking like the same thing!
CO: I've seen your website before. You wrote some nasty things about me a couple of times. Just for that, I'm going to sodomize you.
PK: What like totally no way! Iz never even talked about youse except for that blog talk radio show where I said I wanted to make you cry by not recycling!
CO: Bulls#it! I'm stepping out for a smoke
PK: Oh no! I get it.. you read my April 1st post and thought it was real... that was April Foolz dude!
Smoking outside hurts the Ozone.
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