Ah what a fine specimen we have here.
Crossfire is a man of the cloth... and just like most religious zealot's he does not practice what he preaches. All is well when he is telling you what to do but question his actions and feel the wrath.
For someone that likes to interact with villainy one would think he would have a thicker skin? He posted a silly blog on June 20th poking a little fun at the RLSV sub culture. I got a chuckle out of this and honored him with a post (even though he totally insulted Malvado by using a picture of Zr. Zaius who is an Orangutan and not a picture of Urko or Ursus who are Apes).
When in trouble I always reach out to RLSH members... that is there job after all. I had a unique member asking me to arch them. I am evil not a monster, to arch this individual would have been needlessly cruel. I asked Mr. Fire to help (which he eventually did) but what was his fantastic advice to me.... to pretend to be Comrade Cocoa. Yep folks I should pretend to be a dog... wow!
In my appreciation for the eventual help I received I decided to honor Mr. Fire with another glorious post on his blog. I found his "Pennies from Heaven" post very amusing so I posted a link to something else I thought was amusing involving pennies:
http://funnyordie.com/m/tjz
I guess pennies coming from God is OK but from ones ass is not.
So after my post was removed by him I went about my business.... then after posting in an unrelated area on the interweb...on an unrelated topic.. I get a direct response from Mr. Fire.
"Its so easy for haters to hide behind cartoon pictures and false names online to spew their venom...its just as easy to block their silly behinds and let them swim in their own vomit...just saying"
Spew Venom and swim in vomit.... gross.... so much for forgiveness and Christan love. Now believe it or not I am able to pull Bible verses out of my ass.. kind of like pennies. My response to Mr. Fire:
" Who is this fellow who speaks blasphemy? Who can forgive sins but God alone? Luke 5:21"
Hmmm... guess getting what you give touched a nerve, and Mr. Fire said:
"Jesus said to his followers that if a city does not accept you to shake the dust off your feet as you leave...no sense in giving time and effort to senseless arguments with bitter people...Its not about forgiving sins or not forgiving sins...Its about refusing to get caught up in drama...If they want to talk sensibly I have no issues, but the ones who spew bile with every word can seek another outlet because i have not the time for it."
Now that is one hell of a Bible quote... I guess it must be somewhere in the back? So what is this lesson? If someone mocks you cast them out? I was able to laugh at your jokes Mr. Fire... don't play with the forces of evil if you cannot take the consequences.
Now let's have a bit of fun... Crossfire has a big burning cross on his chest. So let's use some "Jingles logic" if I have an anti Semitic email address but have never said anything anti Semitic and Cross Fire has a burning cross on his chest...ahhh he is a Klansman!
**Bonus Round!** Crossfire the Crusader is also the master of voices. Our first interaction many months ago I was accused of being another blogger that goes by the name of Lavender Leopard. Due to his grand skills of deduction many a RLSH believes I am now LL as well..... sure why not I am also Agent Beryllium's goggles, Silver Sentinel's Beard, and Comrade Cocoa's hat.
