Spotlight: RLSH The Blue Blaze

Ah I do love it when a cape makes the news.


http://democratherald.com/news/local/article_d544f830-a581-11df-ba16-001cc4c002e0.html

Lebanon Police

And he can turn invisible — At 10:40 p.m. Monday, police received a call of a suspicious person at the 7-Eleven store and then the Ford dealership. The caller said a man wearing blue Spandex and a ski mask, carrying an umbrella and flashlight, was telling people he is a crime stopper named “Blue Blaze.” Police were unable to locate the wannabe super hero.


Imagine that people calling the police on someone in a silly looking costume declaring to be their saviour! Here is a quote from The Blue Blaze about masks.

"I first vowed never to wear a mask, but people kept confusing me for a jogger or bicyclist. After I started wearing a biker buff around my mouth, people instantly identified me for what I was in a positive and approachable manner."

Yes Mr. Blaze people did indeed identify you for what you are....a lunatic in blue spandex running around at night in car lots.

It seems the RLSH will never learn.... masks and costumes are for charity events... patrolling at night with them makes you look like a vigilante.

Seems like the police want to ask you a few questions Mr. Blaze.... say Zetaman knows who you are! Maybe he will do his civic duty and help law enforcement like all good little Real Life Super Heroes say they do.

KICK-ASS Returns

Ah time for the "phase 2" of the KICK-ASS effect. Today this fine feature film makes it's debut to a larger market being released on DVD, Blu Ray, Cable, Super 8, Beta max, Stereoscopy, and some crude drawings under the 17th street bridge.

Being that this movie is rated R it did not get stellar box office results. I can see parents being hesitant forking over movie theater prices on unknown subject matter. The home movie watching experience is a little more lax as being in ones own "comfort zone" makes people especially younger individuals more at ease.

The results of the theatrical release of this film had around 80+ new accounts show up on the various online media RLSH outlets. I expect to see this number to increase substantially now with larger exposure to it's intended audience.

Of note, having already seen this film in the theater I was puzzled on why the RLSH.org chose to endorse this movie. As I said before this movie has nothing to do with them except for silly costumes and Myspace....but I guess any coverage is good coverage.

RLSH vs. RLSV

If there ever was to be a show down, I think it would go something like this.

The Greatest RLSH Members Ever!

Finally some freaking Real Life Super Heroes everyone can agree to like. Ladies and Gentlemen... meet The Taco Bell Super Delicious Ingredient Force. This group helped handout tacos at the 2010 SD Comic Con.

Members pictured are: Captain-Enchilada Sauce, Ima Chickenwomen & Steak Maximus.

Other members of this super team include: Super "reduced Fat" Sour Cream, Commander Seasoned Beef, Incredibean, Fantastic Rice, Crunch Boy, Flex Tortilla, and Dr. Steve Value.

I salute this tasty group of RLSH do-gooders! All they need now is a vegitarian RLSV member to make them regret they day they dared hand out taco number one!

Evil as a Lifestyle Choice?

Really? A lifestyle choice? I think not.. you either are or you are not.

Overlord started her thirty days of evil postings almost two weeks ago. Was a little baffled when she came on the scene, as she has no real gripe with the RLSH and just seemed happy to have found anyone online calling themselves villains.

I read along with her blog, and like every other blog, some posts are hits and others are a miss. Then we get to day seven.... Dealing with Naysayers.

Well, well, well.. this is a Evil Challenge.. and I am pretty darn evil, so challenge excepted. After reading and re-reading the post by her I decided to put her to the test... I mean if I did not who would? As she has no forces of good to combat so it looked like I was a perfect candidate for the job. As a rule I seldom like to draw first blood.. set them up for later is my villainous motto.

Overlord made a negative comment about another member of villainy Octavius Fong.... showtime! Octavius Fong delivers critical and decisive blows to the forces of the RLSH sub-culture... so much so they all hate him with a passion. For those that are unfamiliar with Mr. Fong he is puppet. Yes that is correct, a hand puppet... a hand puppet that has and continues to put the RLSH in their place over and over again.

So as her day seven post was labeled "Dealing with Naysayers" I did just that. Result being I was removed from her links of evil... awww really? If you can't take the heat pumpkin I am afraid the world of villainy might not be for you. Being a douche bag (Apocalypse Meow agrees) I decided to up the anti and make a very wicked nasty (but funny as hell) comment on her social networking page.... ah that did it!

Removed in no time with a comment back worthy of a cape... I am afraid you have failed your own challenge Overlord.

Now time for a little free information....

Rule one of villainy.... never show your face.. that is how you will be found. It is the hero who goes unmasked as they have chosen to be the saviour of society and have accepted all the responsibility that goes with their choice.

Rule two.. when someone "creeps you out" for God's sake do not hit the yes button when they attempt to befriend you on a social networking site. Just politely say "No thank you" and move along.

Rule three.. no personal information. Even when you enter a false name it becomes pointless when you have linked pictures of mom and dad at Thanksgiving... nice Turkey btw.

Now have we learned anything? I certainly hope so, as I view you as a cute little pink fluffy stuffed animal of villainy I wish you to grow and evolve.. otherwise I would have already crushed you like a random piece of flubber under my hobnailed boot.

With much love.. and by love I mean hate...

-Poop Knife

Blog Talk Radio: Meow and Friends 07/12/10

Well that was as fun as having to endure a double enema... by Dreizehn.

So I called up that wonderful blog talk radio experience known as Meow and Friends. Took them at face value... was told by the host she welcomed weird and counter view points on tonight's subject Master Legend. She even had a whole shpeal about not knowing what someone is about until you meet them face to face and share a big spaghetti dinner.

Well let's overview... was immediately threatened after announcing myself by Mrs. Meow... whats that word Mr. Jingles uses all the time??? No not Nazi.. the other one...

Blah blah blah listened to crap for like 30 minutes.. something about Greedoman (who sounds alot like Dark Guardian.. just a thought, I'm no Crossfire the Crusader)... Zetaman still rocks! Awesome guy with that little thing rattling around in his head called a brain.

At that point I had not really heard any opposing points to the Master Legend debate so politely asked to contribute... again there is a reason Zetaman runs the forum... and then enter into the world of fun.

Apparently when over opinionated hosts get their feathers ruffled then can go from zero to bitch in under 2.5 seconds. So my viewpoint was not accepted and the wonderful world of "Costume Activists" who all are part of groups called "Real Life Superheroes" decided to just talk down and make fun of me. Not a real problem kids no one said being a villain was easy... again you want to save the world but can't handle little ole amature me?

So what was the point Mrs. Meow Mix? You asked for people to call in who had a point of view, I gave one different to the majority and get blasted for it? Your not a very good talk show host.

Now let's play that skipping record once again... You are all part of a group that calls yourself SUPERHEROES.. real life.. half life.. no life.. the first part is meaningless... let's focus on SUPERHEROES. You are becoming representations of humanity that are suppose to be above and beyond all standards. When I watch a news story about you on 20/20 I do not want to research you and find out members belonging to your organization hate homosexuals. Tony Stark was a drunk... Iron Man was a hero... get it yet?

I think it is time for me to step it up a notch or two... no more rules of the game.. everyone is a target.

Spotlight: RLSH Viper

Ah another RLSH has gotten some media attention:

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It looks like the police do not like you Mr. Viper... and neither do I.
Makes me glad that Tennessee is enforcing the anti mask laws. Especially since you foolishly decided to bring out the Ninja gear.

If you honestly are going to call law enforcement if you see crimes in progress then what is the deal with the throwing stars and other exotic weapons? Oh wait I know the stock answer to that question... going to be some crap about protection from people who want to do you harm for playing pajama patrol in their neighborhood.

Sigh.. just when I thought it would be a nice quiet summer... bet ya ten bucks he gets outed the same way Shadow Hare did.