X-Ray Vision is Only for Perverts

 

Wait I have a blog.... I remember this now.  Something about morality and superheroes.  Wow, I can change the font to Helvetica.....  

Electron Rlsh is not a Robot!

Had some serious inquires from many concerned persons on this "hero". Going where others fear to tread I.... and I alone went into the forbidden zone and have brought back another treasure from the trenches of the Real Life Super Hero battle grounds....

Hey... quick question?

shoot

Are you a robot?

Nope. Just your average sentient being, on a never ending quest to rid the world of evil! hahahahaha

Excellent, thank you! Can I quote you on that?

I suppose

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Chatting with RLSH Agint Jersy

Agint Jersy: I don't like to speak to RLSV.

PK: Is that racist? I am not sure...
I think I need to check with my union rep...

Agint Jersy: I never really thought about it that way, I guess it is.


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RLSV Match Up Service

Silver Viper: Hmmmm.... SOMEONE'S been messin with my collection of crumbled bones of enemies. I spell something. Its... Its a combination of Eye and NVO... Curse you, Von Deathbread!

PK: ummm... hang on I gotta pee first......
Silver Viper: LOL

PK: Thank you for holding, RLSV Arch match up, this is PK how can I help you today?

Silver Viper: MY BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PK: You are interested in an Arch enemy with a Bone theme? I will have to check... I am afraid the White Skull is unavailable at this time.

PK:How does this match look?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002958901097

Silver Viper: My...bones.... *gasp* That fiend!!!

PK: Now that you have found a match, if not already friends send a request and a short message of dedication of your willingness to arch this person.

Silver Viper: Wait a minute..... What kinda scam are you tryin to pull here!? Eh? YOU'RE the one pilfering with my bones!!
You probably sold him that frontal plate for a package of Cheetos! Curse you, Von Deathbread! Cursssssssse youuuuuuu....
(*dramatic music*)

PK: Thank you for using RLSV match up, it has been my pleasure to help you and have a pleasant day!

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Chatting with RLS? Conor Silva

Conor Silva: EXPLAIN
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Please redefine the question.
Conor Silva: Explain?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: input error... Please redefine the question and ask again.
Conor Silva: Explain what you do as a rlsv?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: What needs to be done in a unique fashion.
Conor Silva: You should learn to be less vague. Describe an experience.
Jebediah VonDeathbread: All data is open to interpretation. An experience of what... that is vague.
Conor Silva: nvr mind
Jebediah VonDeathbread: OK... nice talking to you: CONOR SALIVA
Conor Silva: Yeah...
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Would you like to play a game?

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Chatting with RLSH The Wolf Of Madison

Thewolf Ofmadison: hey

Jebediah VonDeathbread: I am so into Natalie Imbruglia it is not even funny.

Thewolf Ofmadison: okay then

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Chatting with RLSH Mr. Justice

RlshMr Justice: Hi
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Howdy!
RlshMr Justice: How are you?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: I think my bird is dying... I am sad.
RlshMr Justice: What species?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Avian.
RlshMr Justice: Yes
RlshMr Justice: Have you taken it to the vet?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: I don't think there is a point to that it just died... I am sad.
RlshMr Justice: Buy a super bird
Only 9.95
Or a dog maybe
Dont be sad

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