Electron Rlsh is not a Robot!

Had some serious inquires from many concerned persons on this "hero". Going where others fear to tread I.... and I alone went into the forbidden zone and have brought back another treasure from the trenches of the Real Life Super Hero battle grounds....

Hey... quick question?

shoot

Are you a robot?

Nope. Just your average sentient being, on a never ending quest to rid the world of evil! hahahahaha

Excellent, thank you! Can I quote you on that?

I suppose

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Chatting with RLSH Agint Jersy

Agint Jersy: I don't like to speak to RLSV.

PK: Is that racist? I am not sure...
I think I need to check with my union rep...

Agint Jersy: I never really thought about it that way, I guess it is.


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RLSV Match Up Service

Silver Viper: Hmmmm.... SOMEONE'S been messin with my collection of crumbled bones of enemies. I spell something. Its... Its a combination of Eye and NVO... Curse you, Von Deathbread!

PK: ummm... hang on I gotta pee first......
Silver Viper: LOL

PK: Thank you for holding, RLSV Arch match up, this is PK how can I help you today?

Silver Viper: MY BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PK: You are interested in an Arch enemy with a Bone theme? I will have to check... I am afraid the White Skull is unavailable at this time.

PK:How does this match look?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002958901097

Silver Viper: My...bones.... *gasp* That fiend!!!

PK: Now that you have found a match, if not already friends send a request and a short message of dedication of your willingness to arch this person.

Silver Viper: Wait a minute..... What kinda scam are you tryin to pull here!? Eh? YOU'RE the one pilfering with my bones!!
You probably sold him that frontal plate for a package of Cheetos! Curse you, Von Deathbread! Cursssssssse youuuuuuu....
(*dramatic music*)

PK: Thank you for using RLSV match up, it has been my pleasure to help you and have a pleasant day!

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Chatting with RLS? Conor Silva

Conor Silva: EXPLAIN
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Please redefine the question.
Conor Silva: Explain?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: input error... Please redefine the question and ask again.
Conor Silva: Explain what you do as a rlsv?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: What needs to be done in a unique fashion.
Conor Silva: You should learn to be less vague. Describe an experience.
Jebediah VonDeathbread: All data is open to interpretation. An experience of what... that is vague.
Conor Silva: nvr mind
Jebediah VonDeathbread: OK... nice talking to you: CONOR SALIVA
Conor Silva: Yeah...
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Would you like to play a game?

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Chatting with RLSH The Wolf Of Madison

Thewolf Ofmadison: hey

Jebediah VonDeathbread: I am so into Natalie Imbruglia it is not even funny.

Thewolf Ofmadison: okay then

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Chatting with RLSH Mr. Justice

RlshMr Justice: Hi
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Howdy!
RlshMr Justice: How are you?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: I think my bird is dying... I am sad.
RlshMr Justice: What species?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: Avian.
RlshMr Justice: Yes
RlshMr Justice: Have you taken it to the vet?
Jebediah VonDeathbread: I don't think there is a point to that it just died... I am sad.
RlshMr Justice: Buy a super bird
Only 9.95
Or a dog maybe
Dont be sad

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The Keene Act & YOU (1977)

Still one of my favorites.

Demoted :(

Well hell... looks like I have been demoted.

A few days ago I was summoned by our glorious leader The Potentate to go over my expense account.

Normally this is handled via electronic communication, but the big man wanted some "face time" so to speak... I don't even know where to look at him.. his head is nothing but volcanic gas. I was not too concerned as going to ROACH head quarter's is always a good place to re-up my arsenal of cheap ball point pens and copy paper.

After making my way down like a million hallways (that all look the same with no markings what so ever) I made it to the Sanctum Sanctorum. This was not good as everyone was in there waiting for me... even that guy with the toilet paper on his head.

I was accused of being in violation of 15 acts under the ROACH charter with the most hanus crime being aiding and abetting in Real Life Superhero activities. I was all like "What no way I hate those guys" and they were all like "Yes way we have evidence and stuff." The proceedings were really long and boring, using lot's of big words that I had no clue as to there meaning. Apparently being chummy and pals with Capes does not make you have a reputation to be "feared".

The only thing I could bring to my defense was a 15 minute interpretational dance about the balance of power done to Abba's Dancing Queen. I had felt I was winning them over as they all started clapping and forming a circle around me just like that scene in that Kevin Bacon movie Tremors.... I was wrong... out came the Nerf baseball bats. If the choice is Nerf or nothing... I would rather take the nothing thank you! This experience is beyond description.. well beyond a description of orange covered Nerf bats beating the ever loving tar out of me.

I have now been moved to a smaller office with no window, my wonderful floating hover chair has been replaced with a broken plastic molded office chair from the 1960's , and I no longer have access to the Class Three lounge... which really sucks due to the fact it is the only place that offers Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.

Oh well in the end I guess it was better to have loved and gotten wailed on by Nerf then to have lost... or something like that.


-Poop Knife

Meta Villain Class Two

Spider-man star actor Cliff Robertson dies

OSCAR-winning ­Hollywood actor Cliff Robertson has died... after being shot and killed by a car jacker.

At 10:04pm on Saturday evening outside of the Brooklyn public library Cliff Robertson was shot at point blank range in his 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Robertson was parked outside the building waiting to pick up his nephew when the suspect forced Robertson out of the car and shot him in cold blood.

Suspect Michael Papajohn was apprehended by police several hours later at an abandoned mill. Authorities were baffled as to why Papajohn was found dangling from a lamp post in what appeared to be some kind of webbing.

Robertson best known for his performance in the 1958 adaptation of Norman Mailer’s The Naked And The Dead; is survived by his wife May and nephew Peter.

Robertson's last words before bleeding out on the sidewalk were reported as "With great power comes great responsibility." At which that point a glowing blue light engulfed Robertson and he transcended into the next realm only leaving his empty clothing behind.