I'm Sorry

Well after a few email exchanges my cyber stalker has apologized. Apparently he got a little upset after my postings on a little mouses blog. As I guessed this person is a younger member of society who is not part of the RLSH movement at this time. After he read the postings on my page he now as a better understanding of what I am about. He still does not wish me well, but repeatedly let me know he has no intentions what so ever to bring physical harm to me. As a request from this young man I will post some good with the bad in some upcoming blogs. As I have already said I have no real problems with 95% of this community. It is the ones that perceive themselves better or in higher standing then the law who I have problems with.

A prime example of what I am talking about would be Z's adventure in the park. Going up to a large group of armed drug dealers is extremely stupid. I could care less what happens to either party in this encounter. It is the by standards who are at risk from the vigilantes foolish actions. This is not a comic book world kids. If the vigilante group engaged the drug dealers those bullets that miss there targets go somewhere. That is what personal accountability is all about. You feel you are making a difference in the world, unfortunately the difference you are most likely to make is an innocent person getting killed by a stray bullet.

Moving up in the world

Hey imagine that I got a death threat! Wow!!! I am not particularity worried in the least. In my real world line of work I have gotten many of them. Pretty much anyone who does this sort of thing is just trying to rattle cages. People who want you dead do not email you on the Internet they just show up and do it. But to my stalker I am really honored. Not even a month into being a super villain and I have made that much of an impact on your sad little world that the only way you will feel safe is to eliminate me? Well done Hero! Yeah you are looking out for the betterment of man kind but can't take a little Internet criticism without wanting to kill someone who speaks out against you. All the more reason I will continue to target you!

Just to let my fan club know I do have a henchman. His name is Mr. 45. He does not talk much but when he does people seem to listen.

Ask a Cop

During my weekend activities I met with an associate who is a former peace officer from the Chicago area. I told him about the whole RLSH deal (he was unaware) and asked what he thought about it.

Being this was my first chance to ask someone affiliated with actual law enforcement I asked many questions. Most were standard but the one that got the most surprising answers were the following few.


Q: If you had ever come across one of these RLSH fellows in action (Fighting someone), would you have arrested them for vigilantism after all the dust had cleared and they told you what they were doing?

A: Honestly I would have handed them psychiatric department for evaluation. Processing someone for this kind of action would be a major waste of police time.

Q: What about good samaritan laws? Stopping crime that you observe is a good thing right?

A: A good samaritan is completely different then someone actively looking to stop crime in progress. A good samaritan just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time.

Q: So what would you suggest for these RLSH members that are patrolling and looking for crime.

A: Being pro active and part of a neighborhood watch are good ways to help your community deal with issues in your area. Going out and looking for problems will just make yourself a target from both sides of the law without proper sanction.


I have a few more law enforcement friends that I should see in the next few months. I believe next time I will bring the video camera for posting on Youtube. I am a little bummed he would not have taken in the masked hero to jail. But I suppose mental help is what they need more then jail time.

RLSH of the Month

Time to spot light The Real life Superhero of the month.

This month the spot light goes to Amazonia Alkidike.

http://www.myspace.com/amazonia_rlsh

She wins the prize because as of this month she is retiring! I wish her all the best and am glad she is hanging up her leathers before she gets hurt.

What is in a name anyhow

I have had several people ask me how I chose this moniker privately and now publicly on Tiny Terrors blog.

I first heard the term several years back as a colorful description of a homeless man living in the woods. He had a problem with other vagrants stealing his treasures when he was not home. So he devised an ultimate weapon to assure no one would ever want to chance a visit to his lair. A machete covered in human and animal waste. Truly this device is the most horrible thing ever conceived by another creature in the history of the human race. Honestly can you think of anything worse that you would rather be attacked by?

While trying to think up a good name to start my career as villain I was chatting back and forth with another associate who finds this concept of the RLSH as ridiculous as I do. While reading over blogs of one of these members he commented "This guy thinks he is the Sh*t." Thinking what better way to combat The Sh*t then with a weapon designed to do so.

A few quick Google searches later to make sure no one in the community was using the name Poop Knife was born. I think the Urban Dictionary sums up this term the best.

Poop Knife; A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet.

The vigilantly RLSH are the turds of this community, and I am ready to cut them up.

-Poop Knife

Mission Statement

Well my first public week entering the world of evil has been most interesting to say the least.

It seems my level of intensity in my quest has unsettled some individuals. Well honestly they should be a little worried as I will not stop until I see results. To be very clear I wish no physical harm to any member of the RLSH community (they will do that to themselves with out my interference) nor will I partake in any illegal activity in their destruction. That would make me no better then they are.

It comes down to personal accountability, something they seem to avoid at all costs.

Members who are unmasked do not concern me in the least. Most of these types do-gooders are trying to make some difference in the world which they live. A very noble intent and I wish them all the best.

Members who are masked and out and about after dark are dangerous to themselves and those who they are attempting to save. Without proper sanction for enforcing laws they become no better then those who they are going after.

This is why their public identity's will be uncovered and collected. So when they do screw up.. oh and believe me it will happen, they will not be given the luxury of slinking back under the rock they came from and retire. Sorry you will be held accountable for your actions and face true justice for your crimes. Vigilantism will not be tolerated. Not now, not ever. Call this the Keen-act or mutant registration clause.. which ever fantasy world suites you.

A recent thread on Tiny Terrors blog sums it down to the four types of persona's in this sub culture.

1) The Shadow Hare. An attention seeking media whore who wants and got his 15 minutes already. Threat level zero.

2) SuperHero. A person actually making a difference with charitable actions who is using a costume mostly to gain attention for his deeds. Threat level zero.

3) Master Legend. A mentaly unbalanced human being who is patroling dangerious areas at night on his own quest for justice targeting drug dealers. This type of hero is a danger to himself and anyone around him. Threat level three.

4) Z. The vigalantie who beleives he is above or better than the law, dishing out street justice to who he thinks deserves it. Threat level five.

To all the Master Legends and Z's in the world you will be going down unless you change your misguided ways and walk the true path of the hero. You will bring more harm then good in this world by your actions.

A grand evil thanks to all my supporters and nay sayers. I hate you all equilly and look forward to working together.. or not.

Poop Knife

My knees itch

My knees itch

RLSHS It's time to go... and go you must.

Let's all put on funny costumes and take the law into our own hands? Sounds like a great idea no?

The Real Life Super Hero community believes just that. Just like oh say the Ku Klux Klan. Not all of these warped fan boy's are all at that level of dementia. Some are just attention seekers who have failed so bad in real life putting on spandex and parading around in front of television cameras is all they have left.

Sure handing out bottled water to crack heads in urban areas is making the world a better place. And giving out toys at the holidays is not bad either... although thousands of people are able to do this every year with out the need to dress up like one of the village people.

The real trouble makers in this group are the masked avengers of the night. They go out after dark with all kinds of home made weapons to stop what they consider evil. And there is the problem... "what they consider evil". They are not elected by the people and are going on a system of checks and balances on their own world veiw.

All this is going to do is cause allot of these so called heroes to wind up in the hospital or morgue. Drug dealers and other forms of criminal really do not care for narcs. In fact they really like to make examples of them and what better example then a middle aged man dressed up like a B-movie version of the Batman.

It is time to band together and ban the mask... if not for there sake for ours as they are going to screw up Halloween for everyone.