Chatting with: RLSH Skyman

Here is a new fun feature I have started. Since clearly I am a moron and know absolutely nothing about anything, I was told I should get to know what the RLSH was all about... beyond spandex and putting ketchup on dead cats.

So here is technically part two in the new "Chatting with" series.


PK: Do you like Skybars?
SM: Never heard of em?
PK: Oh..ok just wondering.
SM: What are they?
PK: It's an old fashion candy bar
PK: That might be good marketing for you... get an endorsement deal.
SM: Haha... but I do like the idea of maybe including them in my homeless outreach efforts.
PK: "Have a Skybar from Skyman!"
SM: Right on!! I like the way you think!
PK: Really? Gosh thanks!
SM: So are you an RLSV?
PK: I sure am... class 3 too!
PK: I even have my own chair on the Damocles!
PK: Pretty freaking sweet!
PK: Have you met Zetaman?
SM: I am very good friends with both Zetaman and his wife Apocolypse Meow
PK: Ohh ohh tell me I have always imagined he smells like Watermelon Jolly Ranchers... please tell me its true!
SM: heh... Jolly Ranchers... thats a new one on me... I thought he kinda smelled like well.... dadelions and tulips
SM: And if this get attributed back to me... well, You sir are a fiend!
PK: Mallow cups... Zagnut bars, Good and Plenty? Any of those ring a bell?
PK: I bet Meow smells like black liquorice and berma shave.
SM: She does have a pleasent smell
SM: I think she is a goddess among RLSH women
PK: Wow! Can I quote you on that?
SM: I hold true to that and kept telling her that this past weekend...
SM: I dont care if she thinks Im nuttier that a Good n Plenty!!
SM: Im crazy I tell ya! Crazy like a fox!
PK: Yeah... but clearly have no understanding of candy... you do know what a Hershey bar is?
SM: Your right... Im not a candy bar afficianado
SM: I probably got that reference wrong.
SM: But eh! Atleast Im trying here
PK: Damnit man... you need to work on this if you are going to be endorsing SkyBars!
SM: LMAO.... you sir, are very correct!
SM: So now I shall twaddle off to Hershey, PA on my next vacation to learn all about them!
PK: The whole town smells like chocolate!
SM: I know right?
SM: Im sure you would like to accompany me on said field trip
PK: You sick bastard I am diabetic! You are trying to kill me!
SM: How was I to know Jeb!
SM: Still... you gotta admit death by chocolate... it wouldnt be that bad of a way to go
SM: Hell, Id even take that as a good way to die!
SM: Actually, it was YOU who was on the candy bar rant... I just tried to join in!
PK: Sure.... right what ever.... finally get to talk to a RLSV and you already want to kill me.... I see how it is.

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