Damnit RLSH you know better then this. Yeah sure why not... hand craft a metal pipe to whap someone in the head that you believe is a wrong doer! Nothing wrong with that what so ever.
Not like you are going out with code names, and protective gear looking to impose your own personal ideas of what you view as a crime and punishment is.
As normal support on the "Beating someone in the head with a home made club" idea was over the top!
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Voodoo Rlsh's Photos - Armory
Fast, strong, billy. Easy to make
Metatron Arc Angel, Skyler Nichols and Rlsh DarkSpartan like this
RedHammer Rlsh what is it bro
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman its a billycane.
Voodoo Rlsh A Billy is a class of weapon. Examples of billies are asps nightsticks batons and blackjacks. It's just a non-lethal stunning blunt weapon that's very painful ;)
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman I just call em all billycanes. :D
RedHammer Rlsh nice, how did ya make it, is it easy to hide incase of the coppers
Voodoo Rlsh I keep it concealed. It I used a drum stick. I turn it upside down and wrap it with duct tape. I used random pieces of scrap plastic under the tape to shape the handle.
RedHammer Rlsh wicked
Blue Rlsh I'd stick to the pepper spray and tasers.
Voodoo Rlsh Tonight I'm finishing a taser glove. So I can wear my normal gloves but it can stun ;)
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman gotta love little inovations.
Voodoo Rlsh Yea haha
RedHammer Rlsh ive tried that but it was either 2 weak er 2 bulky, how did u do urs
Arsenul Rlsh I have two drum sticks I might make a pair of clubs
Arsenul Rlsh If I sent them to you could you make it?
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Well nice to see Master Legend approves of this fun RLSH fashion accessory.. oh and its easy to conceal from the police... that is just nifty as well. And why do you want to carry something on you that you would want to hide from law enforcement... oh yeah that's right... BECAUSE YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME!
If anyone who stumbles across these blogs has ever been attacked and beaten by a spandex clad lunatic please let me know. Depending on the location of said attack authorities can be informed of costumed vigilantes in your area.
Operators are standing by.
I'm glad you were so quick to judge. You see. This is incase of emergency. I have it because sometimes the "bad guys" don't seem to be worried about who they hurt and carry something lik, oh I don't know, A GUN! Also, this isn't a metal pipe. On fact it's mostly duct tape. "NONLETHAL" and I've taken enough law enforcement courses, self defense, and martial arts to know how to use this without killing someone, if my life depended on it. So maybe analyze, do research before you judge... As long as were all being outspoken. I just figured I'D tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteVoodoo,
ReplyDeleteYou advertise, brandish, and carry weapons to assault suspects. Until they have been proven guilty, and processed by law enforcement processes, you are at least no better than those you seek to beat. And you do go out and look to beat on people. It isn't like you're intending on minding your own business and carry these bludgeoning sticks for self defense - you actively go out and look for excuses to use them. And of course, when you do so publically brandish them as you have, criminals escallate their means of overcoming such arsenals. Perhaps with guns, which are not so accurate to bystanders.
Even that quasisimian Master Legend doesn't carry beating sticks around with him. And you demonstrate procedures for making such weapons? Does this even begin to sound wrong to you? Where are the Mobile phones and instructions for calling the police? Are the heroes so far gone, they're forgetting the basics of good citizen patrol work?
It's not too late though. Consider the consequences of escallating warfare with criminals who will have no hesitation or remorse in taking a beating, and returning it ten fold to your family and loved ones. Be a better hero, and lead by example - be the kind of person you want to see in your neighborhood. Not another criminal.
Poop Knife,
Well done, well done indeed.
-Lord Malignance
I personally like the direction this kid is taking. We need more RLSH like him. Y'know, like the ones that are apparently stupid enough to think going after possibly lethally-armed criminals with a duct-taped drumstick is a good idea. Less capes mean the less cape-related shit I have to keep myself up to date with.
ReplyDeleteMake my job easier, RLSH. Follow this kid's direction and paint a huge target on your masks while you're at it.
-MSV
My nose is bleeding.
ReplyDeleteYeah... just get some titanium weighted practice drum sticks. That's what you guys are trying to say, I think.
ReplyDeleteAlso Poop Knife, here's some weird logic for you... if you had your own weaponized drumstick you wouldn't have to say "please." You could just brandish it and say "Listen here, punk... don't club me in the head."
ReplyDeleteA nice set of metal defensive bracers would work better than a small club/drumstick. And wouldn't be mistaken for an offensive instrument.
ReplyDeletePoopknife,
ReplyDeleteAre you listening at all to what I'm saying? I never use it unless my life is threatened. Like my rights entail I can. Do u see a police officer with a gun on his belt and say "your no better than the criminals u fight."???? A cop doesn't walk up to a j walker and point a gun at him. It's INCASE OF EMERGENCY!!! Stop being so one sided and see the facts. Y cause trouble when you don't know who I am? Besides... Poop knife?!?! Really?!
*reads Voodoo's comment*
ReplyDelete*posts picture of what it sounded like*
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-troll
clearly you guys are the mature ones........
ReplyDeleteI want to get something strait here. If not for that homemade billy club. Voodoo wouldn't be alive right now. That club saved his life from a attacker with a bowie knife. Now I personally don't want to hear no shit because this man has made a difference even if no one want's to see it.
ReplyDeleteTo Voodoo & Arsenul my only advice would be to stop trying to reason with these Poop Knife and his gang of sycophantic hate mongerers. Much like a guy to willingly go out on a date with Agent Beryllium without the use of tranquilizers or a straight jacket, it's an exercise it futility.
ReplyDeleteWhoops!!! I meant to say "Much like trying to get a guy to willingly go out on a date with Agent Beryllium without the use of tranquilizers or a straight jacket, it's an exercise it futility. Morning coffee where are you!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous commenters: Cowardly and unoriginal in their insults. Nice to know the competition's so stiff.
ReplyDeleteAnd by stiff I mean masturbating to Agent Beryllium porn that I may or may not have leaked from the year 3742.
Wow, that Beryllium stuff was a bit vicious and completely random, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDon't bad mouth anonymous debaters Afterall your all following a faceless blogger named poop knife.
ReplyDeleteActually I gave this some thought... "Gunchucks" would be a better improvised weapon. Simple to make... you just need a short length of steel or titanium chain and two Berettas.
ReplyDeleteWow Smeagol, nice comeback..or should I call you White Skull. Hard to tell what you want to be these days... hopefuly reforming villian...swindler of free tacos at Taco Bell...melancholy contemplative over hating RLSH personas but not the people behind the masks. Since you're so apt to call people out for being cowardly, how "brave" was it of you to post a 16 year old childs personal information on the internet simply because you found him to be bothersome to you on the internet. How responsible was it of you to do that? Awesome job in putting that kids life in danger with anyone wanting to use that info to harm him.
ReplyDeleteSo spare me the b.s about cowardly and unoriginal because you and the rest of your crew were working that angle long before anyone else.
How very heroic of you, remaining anonymous and calling people out in such negative and rude fashion, keep living in your comic world, because it really is comical to us.
ReplyDeleteActually 'Anonymous', the kid puts his *own* life in danger by being fucking stupid and reckless in his "crime fighting" actions, which in their own way could very easily be considered illegal by any well-trained law enforcement agent, what with him being someone in a costume running around at night looking to whap people on the head with a drumstick. I'm guessing our mystery commenter here is either another Mister-Jingles-like-rage-machine stirring the shit-pot again or just another nutless RLSH flunky.
ReplyDelete...Which is pretty much the same thing when you think about it.
srs bzns,
-MSV
HERES AN IDEA! everyone who posts on this waste of a blog space should read the other comments first. I have all ready posted "Malvado" that i dont go looking for someone to club! if someone owns a gun and shows it off, should his friends all assume that every night he trys to kill someone with it?! is everyone who reads this garbage and posts completely unable to think for themselves? "OH YEA heres a reason for me to be heard, by spitting nonsense." try thinking, and giving someone the benifit of the doubt. just because this shit-spoon guy made up his version of the story and its the first thing u read... does that make it the truth? i mean seriously people stop letting others give you your oppinions and think for yourself.
ReplyDelete-Voodoo
(owner of the club)
RLSH
lol
ReplyDeleteu mad
Hey Malvado, who are you to start giving lessons on right and wrong. Thru your own admission, from what I have read, and what I have been told about you, you're a current (or ex-convict), drug user, advocate of violence, and former (or current) skinhead. Not exactly the sparkling resume a person should have when they coming at people with some holier than thou attitude. So until your rap sheet becomes thinner than a dictionary (which is not likely anytime soon) maybe you should stop trying to tell people what "right and wrong" is because you clearly don't have a clue.
ReplyDeleteYou accusing a person of wrong doing is like the Pope accusing someone of being too religious.
Ex-convict, former drug-user, previous advocate of violence, former skinhead, AND one helluva kisser. You see, kid, I'm a villain. In case you don't know what that means, personal hypocrisy and standards of morality don't apply to me seeing as I'm already the bad guy by choice. It's rather difficult to worse than you already are when you make it your goal. Whether I'm right or wrong to you doesn't matter, because as long as I have a villainous voice you can bet you sweet little furry ass that I'll always be right and you'll always be wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's all there is to it. The game, my nameless friend, you lost it.
-MSV
P.S.: You'd also know that I was an anti-racist skinhead back in those days. Or at least you would had you of paid attention to your 'sources'. That means I went around looking for those who fit in my bent moral-code as "bad people" to club to death with home-made weaponry, much like the costume-wearing people you support. Hell, the boots and bracers we wore out then were even referred to as 'uniforms' by us as well. Funny how perception changes everything from black and white to all kinds of wonderful shades of gray, isn't it?
Take off the internet-mask, my little rodent associate, you're not fooling anyone with that 'anonymous' title.
Exactly, you chose and choose to be a bad person therefore any attempt you make to try and apply "right and wrong" to other peoples actions is a joke. By being who and how you are you are you're own worse enemy and you defeat yourself at every turn.
ReplyDeleteP.S.- The time you spend hypocritically bitching about other peoples actions could probably be spent on more useful things...like trying to resolve your homeless status on a more permanent basis. It's very telling that given your current or recent situation you place more importance on being some wanna be internet tough guy that putting a roof over your head. What is it they say about karma?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the deafening loudness of me being right all the time. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso: I think what 'they', that being people living outside of the imaginary bubble of religious superstition, say about karma is that it doesn't exist. So while I know you were so excited to try and make it seem like my homeless situation is something I had coming, as a result of the magical balancing of the universe, through my (very much enjoyed) pissing on the worthless and wayward selected dramacows of this community, I am afraid you are once again wrong. So very, utterly, hilariously wrong. Do try again, if you'd please. I hate to see you walk away a loser, although I am quite sure that is something you have gotten very used to by now.
-MSV
P.S.: It's not exactly hypocritical when I have no hand in the equal actions of those that bring what they deserve upon themselves. That's like saying all film and music critics are hypocritical for giving bad reviews. Sucks being wrong all the time, doesn't it?
Wait a minute... Swordkane claims to be homeless and everyone does this whole "It could have happened to any of us, the economy is hurting regular people and internet celebrities alike, a true hero doesn't care about stated creed when someone is in real need" but someone's going to hold Malvado shaky boarding situation against him and hold it up as a piece of evidence of evilness?
ReplyDeleteMalvado might have had a rough-and-tumble life with a lot of grey areas, but at least he didn't beg on the internet and run with the money like Swordkane did.
And the straightjacket/tranquilizer jokes are super classy. If a girl won't go out with you, tie her up and knock her out! It's not rape if you really love her!
Assholes.