I know what you know but you don't know what I know to a common point of understanding... is that my hat?

Not sure if this was a "real" conversation or just some master undertaking by the Thunder Hawks to probe my mind. Either way this conversation did happen... name protected under the "nah nah stick your head in doo doo" act of 1954.

Pk: Hi!
New: hello there
Pk: WHo the heck are you?
New: i'm new
I just discovered the rlsh community
Pk: Well then... welcome to the crazy train... my name is Professor Marvel!
New: thank you!
Pk: Do you like Tacos?
New: I feel like I belong
yes, I like tacos
Pk: Good.... we all do! If you did not that would have become a problem.
New: haha
I take it you're a RLSV
Pk: Who me? Nah no way bro... I am a midget trapped in a horse!
Ahhh no but ya got me... I am a RLSV.
New: haha. well you're the first RLSV I've talked with
Pk: Really no way! Crap... I should have been doing more BWAHAHAHA stuff....
New: have you thwarted any superhero efforts lately?
Pk: I thinks we need to know a little a little bit more about you.... hero! So what's your thing?
New: I plan to start with charity work, maybe do some cleaning up of graffiti. I have to thwart the vandals.
Thwart violence if I see any
Pk: So you are going to go down and volunteer at a homeless outreach shelter? Don't mess with Graffiti... the Geist and others can tell you about that.
New: whatever stuff I can find
I'll have to ask Geist about that then
I haven't tried to do it before
Pk: Who makes Graffiti?
tick tock hero....
New: the graffitist
and gangs
Pk: Mmmm sorry most of the time that is gangs marking territory.... oh good you got it!
So what happens when you remove a gang tag?
New: I presume they get pissed
Pk: Is that good or bad?
New:I can see where you're going with this
Pk: Are we learning?
New: Indeed.
Pk: So.. how do you have graffiti? It is going to happen right?
New: graffiti? it seems like a neverending problem
Pk: Yes it is.. but if there was a place it could be done.. in a safe environment.. it would cease to be a problem.
New: true enough. but I don't think the people responsible would do it if there was a proper place for it.
it would cease to be fun
Pk: http://www.knowledgerush.com/kr/encyclopedia/Graffiti/
New: thanks for the link. I must read up on this.
Pk: Grass roots movements... take your problem, make others aware, and find a peaceful solution.
And you don't need a mask, or a code name to do it either!
New: thanks for the advice
isn't it against your nature to help superheroes, or is it all part of a larger, more elaborate scheme?...
Pk: Take or leave what you want... it is always your choice.
New: a true statement. thanks for the tips though, seriously.
Pk: Still hate you though.... hero!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You will rue many a day!
New: Justice and Truth will prevail.
I'm out...until next time, villain