Thursday, January 14, 2010

Mission Statement

Well my first public week entering the world of evil has been most interesting to say the least.

It seems my level of intensity in my quest has unsettled some individuals. Well honestly they should be a little worried as I will not stop until I see results. To be very clear I wish no physical harm to any member of the RLSH community (they will do that to themselves with out my interference) nor will I partake in any illegal activity in their destruction. That would make me no better then they are.

It comes down to personal accountability, something they seem to avoid at all costs.

Members who are unmasked do not concern me in the least. Most of these types do-gooders are trying to make some difference in the world which they live. A very noble intent and I wish them all the best.

Members who are masked and out and about after dark are dangerous to themselves and those who they are attempting to save. Without proper sanction for enforcing laws they become no better then those who they are going after.

This is why their public identity's will be uncovered and collected. So when they do screw up.. oh and believe me it will happen, they will not be given the luxury of slinking back under the rock they came from and retire. Sorry you will be held accountable for your actions and face true justice for your crimes. Vigilantism will not be tolerated. Not now, not ever. Call this the Keen-act or mutant registration clause.. which ever fantasy world suites you.

A recent thread on Tiny Terrors blog sums it down to the four types of persona's in this sub culture.

1) The Shadow Hare. An attention seeking media whore who wants and got his 15 minutes already. Threat level zero.

2) SuperHero. A person actually making a difference with charitable actions who is using a costume mostly to gain attention for his deeds. Threat level zero.

3) Master Legend. A mentaly unbalanced human being who is patroling dangerious areas at night on his own quest for justice targeting drug dealers. This type of hero is a danger to himself and anyone around him. Threat level three.

4) Z. The vigalantie who beleives he is above or better than the law, dishing out street justice to who he thinks deserves it. Threat level five.

To all the Master Legends and Z's in the world you will be going down unless you change your misguided ways and walk the true path of the hero. You will bring more harm then good in this world by your actions.

A grand evil thanks to all my supporters and nay sayers. I hate you all equilly and look forward to working together.. or not.

Poop Knife

4 comments:

  1. Poop Knife,

    Welcome to the Blogs of Evil. It is good that you start with the standards that you have, that of causing no harm, nor breaking laws. You should also be careful when so boldly seeking to engage the heroes, for the good are not without the means and methods to retaliate, often in suprising ways.

    One suggests that as you travel in the developing world of Evil, that your objectives may also develop and change. Cultivating a flexible frame of mind may be a useful resource, as would be a sense of humor. A valuble lesson one learned on this same journey has been to listen to the feedback of others. You may not always agree with all you may read, however most feedback will be provided not to diminish you, but to assist you in your growth.

    May all your plots hatch successfully,
    -Lord Malignance

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  2. Hmmm retaliation.. that would be most interesting. Would also help prove my point. If they come after a private citizen who is doing nothing more then stating an opinion, and gathering information.

    In all reality I am one of the meek they are "helping". Never asked for their help.

    I absorb all points of view in any conversation. If I did not do that I would not learn anything.

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  3. Poop Knife,
    welcome to the evil side.
    I totaly agree with you,this "heroes" are a threat to themself and everyone around. I don´t care if they hurt themself while playing superhero, it´s a free world and everyone can do whatever he likes. But if innocent people around them are in danger it´s not fun anymore

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  4. If street justice is me baiting people to attack someone that has volunteered to simply walk around a bad part of the city, and then subduing said person and contacting the authorities to arrest them, then yes.

    I believe I would agree then that I DO certainly mete out street justice to people that I think deserve it.

    You, on the other hand, have blindly decided to walk down a road with no other information about me than the information that you have fabricated in your own mind.

    That's sad. I go to great lengths to keep people out of harms way. If you want to uncover my secret ID to the world, then go ahead and do it now. It's no great secret.

    Like I said before, you can't stop us by revealing who we are. You're fighting for the sake of fighting because you have nothing better to do.

    You're bored. I get it. Why don't you go pick up Assassin's Creed two, or start a training regimen to take up your time.

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