So I watched the ABC television network tonight to tune into the show 20/20 that presented a special edition about "Superhumans!". The program featured a guy who climbs buildings, another guy with a gliding suit, real life mermaids, an autistic gu.... wait wait.. back up.
Real Life Mermaids? Ummmmm again why did no one tell me about this sooner? Hot girls in fish tails working as lifeguards and protecting the environment.. sign me up. I here by proclaim all Real Life Super Villain arching rights on Real Life Mermaids Hannah and Linden or as I will refer them to from now on as Molly and Dolly.
I will have to enhance my gimmick and plan.... Ok done. I will spend the next several months and or years developing a realistic dolphin suit. I will travel to the locations where these enchanting creatures of sailors song congregate and flail around in the water like a hurt air breathing sea creature. When they both rescue me I will pop my head out of the mouth of the dolphin costume and profess my undying love to them, winning their hearts and living happily ever after under the sea.
I must start the preparations for my plans and contact an aquatic expert about dolphins and the guy who worked on Sea Quest.... Oh yeah the rest of the television program had some other unique people then a little tidbit at the end about the RLSH.
Life (the guy, not the thing he is avoiding or breakfast cereal) and DC's Guardian were mentioned by name.
Real Life Mermaids! I am truly living in the future... or the past?
File footage from the year 2014, subject unknown.
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time a couple of ladies had to resort to strapping something on (in this case tails) to find fulfillment.
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ReplyDeleteOne was reading along, and reading along, and then came to the part about building the ultimate dolphin disguise, and then lost it. No one thinks like that! It was beautiful! One has been laughing for quite some time now, as one imagines the many elaborate abilities a dolphin disguise would impart.
-Lord Malignance
Totally inappropriate, but I can't help but leave this link.
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