For some time now I have been perplexed on how to classify one member of this wacky real life comic book sub culture. You have many different types of capes, but this one is beyond any charity worker or vigilante.. this is your classic wolf in sheep's clothing.
Tothian is the Ultimate Real Life Super Villain. From manipulation of weak willed individuals, countless threats of violence, and just down right being a dick this guy wins hands down. It is also of note to mention all of these acts of evil have been directed at RLSH members.
Some of my personal favorites are:
The T man threatening an online reviewer with sending an armed RLSH to handle not being mentioned in a parody article.
Manipulating a younger person into giving him a password to an online heroes message forum... that he then purged massive amounts of data from.
Threatening to call another capes work place claiming he was about to shoot up the place.
Bravo good sir! Just that alone puts you above and beyond any RLSV currently and most likely far into the future. I believe ROACH still has an opening for the number two spot. I think a Sith of your caliber will be running the place in no time.
Total slimebag with the ladies too... and then he gets angry.
ReplyDeleteHuman failure.
He suffers from severe emotional issues, a lack of maturation, and a sociopathic personality with severe delusions of grandeur. And those are his good qualities.
ReplyDeleteHe has real problems with personal relationships because he does nothing but walk around the streets, living off his parents and his fathers pension from the military, and his only job in the past few years was from selling alcohol to minors. He is a shit stain on the "community" of RLSH's collective underwear that desperately needs to be washed. Recently he made lewd comments to a girl on the RLSH.org forums and has been since banned, which is his entire life considering he does not have any real friends. Plus he is a real creep too.
Yowtch!!!
ReplyDeleteYowtch!
And Yowtch!
Where are the heroes? While shunning works for Villains, shouldn't the heroes be reaching out to the T-Man, and trying to help him? Isn't he the so-called "Leader of the RLSH"? It will not be a good day when Tothian ultimately destroys the RLSH from within.
It will be an Evil day.
-Lord Malignance
Why on earth is ROACH still looking for a #2? Jeez, there's got to be SOMEone that could have replaced me by now.
ReplyDeleteSalted earth, my friend.
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