Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Spotlight: RLSH Viper



Ah another RLSH has gotten some media attention:

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It looks like the police do not like you Mr. Viper... and neither do I.
Makes me glad that Tennessee is enforcing the anti mask laws. Especially since you foolishly decided to bring out the Ninja gear.

If you honestly are going to call law enforcement if you see crimes in progress then what is the deal with the throwing stars and other exotic weapons? Oh wait I know the stock answer to that question... going to be some crap about protection from people who want to do you harm for playing pajama patrol in their neighborhood.

Sigh.. just when I thought it would be a nice quiet summer... bet ya ten bucks he gets outed the same way Shadow Hare did.

4 comments:

  1. Poop Knife,

    Great article and find, though the link information appears to have changed? Positive developments in Evil are unfolding - and the heroes will never see it coming.

    -Lord Malignance

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  2. Ok that should fix the link... and it looks like I spoke too soon.. or too late as Mr. Viper was outed a few days ago by his local news paper.

    Hello and Goodbye Viper!

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  3. He *still* looks like a drugstore-brand Deadpool knockoff.

    How many hours did the reporter have to stand on that sidewalk before anyone recognized the guy? Sheesh!

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  4. Viper is really a nice guy. I've spoken with him a number of times over the last few months, but had lost contact. Fortunately he has a good head on his shoulders and decided that the throwing stars were a bad idea.. and left them in the car.

    This is why it's important for heroes like myself to find and speak to new heroes. People need to be educated so that they don't do something foolish or dangerous.

    The "plastic sticks" are actually effective self defense equipment that is not dangerous to the target. It stings like the dickens, but you can't be beaten unconscious with one.

    This is why I'm writing the new Superhero Handbook, to try and get good solid information into the hands of fellow heroes (or, as you like to call them.. the pajama patrol) so that they can avoid this sort of embarassing faux pas, as well as actually be more effective in the field as a reliable witness.

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