Muppets with People Eyes

Sigh... Still Broken Hearted!

Chatting with: Spirt of Albany

I like this RLSH, he is a fun guy. Seriously debating on making him my Arch.


PK: You should hook a deal... become the "American Spirit of Albany" Smoke cigs and be a bad ass....
SOA: Thats a great idea. Think they'll be down, and hook me up with free cartons?
PK: Hell yeahs! You could beat the crap out of people with cancer or something and make it ironic! You might have to dress like an Indian though...
SOA: Well I don't know about that, but cigarettes are expensive now, and if I could get sponsored and get free cigarettes I'd definitely change my name
PK: Awww man... get a side kick and call him "Lucky Strike".... he could swoop in and punch a shop lifter and you would be all like "Ha there is my Lucky Strike!".... epic! I see big things for you in the future!
SOA: Well, someone in my group got a new costume he was considering renaming himself lucky strike so its funny you mention that... Free cigarettes all around!
PK: Man.. get like a hot black chick too she could be Lady Menthol or Virginia Slim or some such..
SOA: No way. Virginia Slim sounds like a white prostitute from a trailer park.
PK: Hmmm you right... what about another side kick named "Patch"?
SOA: or the obvious "Marlboro Man"
PK: Camel Crush... she squeezes people and then pops and goes all menthol on them.
SOA: I love it!
PK: Might need to round the team out with someone who dips, and a wise older member with a pipe but I see pure gold here kid! The sky is the limit!

Merry Ubermas from Overlord

The Comedy Stylings of Victor Von Doom

Ubermas Tip #342

Ubermas is here!

It is here... Ubermas is happening right now!!! Look at the sky!

All is right with the world and a grand Ubermas to all!

Oh Batman!

Chatting with: RLSH Captain Ozone

I think I feel somewhat violated after this chat session. I believe I will just let White Skull and Crimson Nematode keep Captain Ozone to themselves.

Is this guy for or against the environment... I am confused?

PK: BWAHAHAH Captain Ozone! I just peed in the river.. take that!
CO: That's only natural, Nature Boy!
PK: Nooooo foiled again! Curse you Captain Ozone!
CO: Just make sure that you bring a shovel and unbleached TP with you when you have to go BM in the woods.
How many times a day to you go BM, Jebediah?
An apple a day helps!
PK: I might have to dig a pretty big hole... I just ripped off like 6 Hostess Twinkies from some kids... it was cool.. I was all like BWAHAHA and they were all like "Oh no my Hostess Twinkies!"
CO: LOL
What a bunch of cry babies.
PK: I know like seriously right? I don't even like these damn things.... rules of villainy suck sometimes.
CO: You should crawl down some chimneys this year and steal a few of the kids' presents.
They don't need any NEW toys anyways.
PK: No way... I saw Gremlins... I would die in a Santa Suit after breaking my neck... gross
CO: They should be downsizing and playing with used, recycled toys this years, the little pricks.
PK: I fondly remember my 4th Ubermas celebration.. I was given a broken glass jar full of rusty nails... ah the memories!
CO: You were privileged.
I got a paper bag full of dog s#it that was lit on fire on my porch on Ubermas.
PK: Well at least it was ecologically sound.
CO: The flames were emitting sulfur oxides.
I want revenge...but who to?
On the lighter side of things, did you get your Xmas shopping done?
PK: Ubermas... oh yes.... I threw rocks at squirrels for six hours.... I think I hurt my arm.
CO: I shot a couple of squirrels when I went quail hunting last summer and I forgot to throw them on the barbecue with my trout and quail, so I tossed them in the lake in the morning. They're just invasive little pests anyways.
PK: That's neat... we have a lot in common.
CO: Indeed.
Only I hate you.
Just joshing LOL
YOu're a dastardly man, so I have to beware.
PK: Well I am evil...
CO: Yeah, well I'm a sociopath.
PK: Do you want to be my BFFL?
CO: Does that have something to do with puke?
What is BFFL?
PK: I am not sure.. you are like Swedish or something... I forget all those old Captain Ozone Comics blurr together... I think you kicked the crap out of a lumberjack once...
CO: No, I sodomized a lumberjack though.
He had pretty, perky pink cheeks.
I'm half Greek ya know.
And half Irish.
PK: I'm half n half with 2 sugars
CO: Lumps of sugar?
Oh, I get you. Uh-huh.
PK: Have you ever read my evil rantings... I am good at that being a class 3 meta villain and all...
CO: Send me your URL, Bubba.
PK: You like it forsure! I am like the Dear Abby of evil and s#it!
http://evilsupremepizza.blogspot.com/
CO: Can I write to you sometime? I need help.
PK: OMG! I was thinking like the same thing!
CO: I've seen your website before. You wrote some nasty things about me a couple of times. Just for that, I'm going to sodomize you.
PK: What like totally no way! Iz never even talked about youse except for that blog talk radio show where I said I wanted to make you cry by not recycling!
CO: Bulls#it! I'm stepping out for a smoke
PK: Oh no! I get it.. you read my April 1st post and thought it was real... that was April Foolz dude!
Smoking outside hurts the Ozone.

Captain Ozone is offline

Ubermas is Nigh

What a wonderful time of the season to be in the dark, evil, and macob mind that makes being a Meta Villain so rewarding.

I have made my list of demands written with quill on 200 year old parchment paper to the Dark God Krelm to offer quick painless deaths to all my enemies.

I put all the mail box flags up on my street to let others celebrate the holiday with me.. and I hate the mail man.

I have mailed off my no stamp required envelope's to my revenuers with holiday cards and various expired coupons from the minute saver... still hate the mail man.

Five Cornish game hens have been secured for "The Night of the Hen" and will be devoured as the bell tolls midnight on the climax of Ubermas eve.

This might in fact be the bestest Ubermas ever yet!

To everyone a malevolent Ubermas and I hate each and every one of you.

-PK

Batman is Fabulous

Broken Hearted...

I will be taking some time off to emotionally recover from this experience. Ash Grey.. you broke my heart!

AG: cats in the cradle
PK: Silver Spoons was a tv show!
How ye fare, well? Good hero?
AG: that old guy was one ugly dude
PK: I believe you are thinking of Different Strokes.
AG: could be, I am tired
PK: It's ok.. I understand... so what's up safety pup?
AG: justdrama all over the place, what about you?
PK: Just keeping children in line... normal stuff.... ohh I found a dollar bill on the ground today!
AG: keep it?
PK: Sure did! Was on the side of the road by a side walk.
I did a happy dance and everything!
AG: sweet, candy bar time
PK: Wow... yer good... I actually purchased a Skor Bar.
AG: SKOR!!!
as in score!!
PK: LOL
That was funny!
So what's up with your drama? Wanna talk?
AG: no, my face is funny, the skor is serious
PK: Unless you just wanted to drop a Harry Chapin song title at me?
AG: taxi
PK: It's Always Sunny
AG: cant rain all the time
PK: Throw momma from the Train?
AG: right turn Clyde
PK: Is your little image a skull or something?
AG: it is my mask (partially)
PK: Oh.. ok looks kinda like a half skull to me.. like a photo reverse with the colors.
AG: I can see that. cool observation., but no, just my mask.modified from an old batman mask
PK: Hmmmm... BWAHAHAH! Really a Batman mask? That's funny!
AG: kinda is.
PK: Hmmm wheels are turning.... you could reformat and become a RLSV know as "Black Death".. very cool!
Do a plague theme!
Big black 1970's car... lot's of Rob Zombie music.. bad ass!
AG: I have a friend that is RLSV and does that kind of thing
PK: Are you cheating on me? Are you seeing another RLSV on the side? I want to know!
AG: yes. but by rights I am cheating on him. we have known each other since 5th grade
PK: I am only into monogamy... I am not sure if I can take this swinging life style of yours! Does he even know about me?
AG: nope, your the other one, lol.
PK: I think we need to take some time off from this relationship... I need to think about things...
AG: if you want, but I have other Rlsv friends that would like to meet you, haha
Ima swingin rlsv all over the place
you ok?

Poop Knife is offline