PK: You are like Batman right?VJ: kinda
PK: Is your suit all armored up?
VJ: yes
PK: It kinda looks like Handcock's... did you see that movie?
VJ: yeah love that movie
PK: Why do you wear a ski mask? It makes you look like a bad guy.
VJ: i dont i have new suit
PK: Did you useto be the Black Knight?
VJ: no but he is awesome i know him
PK: Is it ok If I call you Velvet Jones? I think the Phoenix title is tied to directly in to the Marvel comics character.... Velvet Jones sounds so bad ass.. like you are taking back the streets with style!
VJ: haha if you want to i will let you but phoenix has a special meaning to me that i cant explain
PK: Sure sure I am betting it is something special like a rebirth or reaffirmation of your soul to bring positive change to the world around you or some such.
VJ: no its mine sons middle name its my rebirth was the birth of him and when he got hurt by this citys scum i decided to burn all the criminals down re birthing seattle
PK: Nice.. very good orgin story... So why did you chose to become a masked avenger to act on this moment of revelation?
VJ: i wanted revenge but when that subsided i wanted to help other people so what happend to me doesn't happen to them
PK: How well would you say your working relationship is with your peers in the RLSH community?
VJ: bad they hate me
PK: Why?
VJ: because im hard on bad guys and im close to a vigilante
PK: Do you carry a firearm?
VJ: no way tazer and pepper spray and my fist
PK: Well that makes you less of a vigilante if you are unarmed. I suppose others might question your costume activities based on what your actions are when you come across a "crime". Are you sure you are helping or are you still venting your anger out on people who hurt your child?
Phoenix Jones is offline.
Did he say, 'I can't explain' then 'explain' one reply later?
ReplyDeleteWow.
We shall remain in suspense for the answer to that last question..
Did that idiot just snitch his own child's middle name? Y'know, when we already have his last name? I thought the excuse so many of these clowns use for wearing a mask is to "protect their loved ones". I guess when you're hungry for fame you'll be willing to sell anyone up the river for another 15 seconds. Especially if you're the guy that picks fights with drug dealers with your ENTIRE FAMILY no less than thirty yards away in a parked car.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pitty the RLSH are apparently lazy enough to pretend these 'RCSM' idiots don't exist now that they've "sepperated" themselves from the "movement". I guess they never stopped to think that a cape-is-a-cape-is-a-cape-is-a-cape when you're someone of the public or even more dangerous to them, someone of the media. Nice job, RLSH. Glad to see your idea of damage control is covering your ears and going "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA".
When your a cape your a cape all the way? From your first rubber mask to your last dying day?
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ReplyDeleteWhen will Phoenix Jones, THE premier Rain City Superhero, stop humiliating the RLSH? Great Evil Below, have you seen the degrading BEGGING they're doing to try and keep him from making them seem even more irrelevant than they already are?
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/11/22/seattle-super-hero-fight
One wanted to see the RLSH go out in a blaze of glory - to be remembered as having been at least entertaining buffoons. This quiet whimper of their impotent destruction is unbecoming worthy adversaries.
Ah well, they are so much less than those in Villainy. Their inevitably effortless elimination would have precipitated their silent fade away.
That was my favorite part, Agent Wraith.
ReplyDeleteMalvado, what you really need to understand is that RLSH is a religion of peace.
Also if one loved one getting thrashed by criminals is a little inspiring, then it only stands to reason that having multiple loved ones thrashed would be sorta like a speech from a really gifted motivational speaker. That's why secret identities are a sorta nudge nudge wink wink deal.
Isn't it amazing how on therlsh.net discussion about Phoenix Jones is forbidden EXCEPT when a news article is posted by the staff, and then the topic is locked? Some like PJ, some hate him, but discussion about him IS relevant to the community as a whole. The site is a community resource, but only for those issues the admins feel should be.
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