When is National Plastic Cheese Day? That stuff is seriously underrated. Open the jar and you're transported back to a childhood land where additives were a hallmark of quality and unearthly bright color was a virtue.
Oh, sure, eat more than one jar per year and your liver will threaten to achieve sentience just so it can file a civil lawsuit, but plastic cheese is GOOD.
When is National Plastic Cheese Day? That stuff is seriously underrated. Open the jar and you're transported back to a childhood land where additives were a hallmark of quality and unearthly bright color was a virtue.
ReplyDeleteOh, sure, eat more than one jar per year and your liver will threaten to achieve sentience just so it can file a civil lawsuit, but plastic cheese is GOOD.
Taco Bell shouldn't be sponsoring this holiday. It's a conflict of interests.
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