Ah Seattle! Besides having a relic from the worlds fair this great city has many wonderful attractions for any up an coming RLSH to enjoy! Personally I would love to move there as this seems to be the hub of all up and coming capes. Sigh... I just have drunk bmx wearing, cat mutilating, member of the white trash society to play with. If it was not for the temporal restraining order from Agent Beryllium I would be out wandering the streets of Jet City in an instant. Fun places to go:
The Dreamer: location U-district 5226 University Way Northeast Seattle, WA 98105
All your comic book needs for research on costumes, catching up on geek news, fabulous T-shirts and more! They even have a secret door that leads to the bathroom! You never know who could be back there?
Po Dogs Capitol Hill: location U-District http://podogs.com/
Want some gourmet hot dogs cheap? Then Po Dogs is the place for all RLSH members to fill their fat little belly's with delicious wieners! Just don't come crying to me when some fella in the back with a volcano head zaps you with a death ray!
Alderwood Mixed Martial Arts: location 2006 196th ST SW STE#109 Lynnwood, WA
After you have plumped up on hot dogs you are going to need a place to shed those extra pounds, and maybe even learn some KICK-ASS moves to take down the bad guys! Well this is the place for you. Reasonable rates and get some one-on-on training with mixed martial arts legend Benjamin "Flat Top" Fodor. Tell him I sent you to get that extra experience!
Have a great time in the pacific northwest and look out for worm holes!
Temporal restraining order? Whatever did you do to Agent Beryllium?
ReplyDeleteOh we had this fight in 1889 over big wheel bikes. Needless to say she is still not over it... BIG WHEEL BIKES STILL ROCK!
ReplyDeleteHula hoops are an inappropriate use for bicycle parts. We had to lobotomize every single person on that street. Do you know how long that took?! All that work and Capitol Hill STILL hasn't recovered! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY COMPANIES HERE SELL NOTHING BUT CUPCAKES???
ReplyDeleteFive companies. Nothing but cupcakes. Nine total locations. NINE.
All it will take is one unseasonably hot day and we will drown in buttercream. And it will be all your fault.
I wonder if you might secretly be the famous and well respected superhero known as the defender of Seattle -- Mr. Ravenblade.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen the two of you together and you act a bit like him.
Sigh... sure why not. Now I am MR. Ravenblade.
ReplyDeleteI will add that to the list. Let's see currently I am Lavender Leopard, Zimmer, Tea Krulos, TN, and now Mr. Ravenblade.
I am amazed I am able to find the time to keep up, being over six personalities at once... oh wait seven I am also Comrade Cocoa!
And tothian. Don't forget the tothster.
ReplyDeleteAnd now, Dumb Da Dummmmmmb... Dean Kingcade!
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