Happy National Corn Chip Day!

Beware the Super Villain!

He-Man's Death by Skeletor's Evil Kitty Staff Thingie of Doom!

Skeletor rockin' out with a Kitty Headed Staff was awesome/funny. The fact that the kitty staff of doom zaps some kind of mystical lightning that incinerates He-Man as well as decapiting him just goes to show all villians need kitties in some shape or form.

LOL Cats Super Hero!

RLSH Phoenix Jones on SNL

I guess any attention is good attention for these guys. The beloved new comer Phoenix Jones got highlighted on Saturday Night Lives Weekend Update, after the punch to the nose report early last week.

Seth Meyers comment on our hero, "It seems evil has figured out Phoenix Jones's only weakness: weakness."

It can be viewed at the 39:19 minute mark on the NBC web site.

Conjunctivitis in your face

Hello, I am Pink Eye. I'm not a RLSH or V or W X Y Z. I am just a person.

I will be guest hosting Poop Knife's blog Evil Supreme Pizza for a little while, as he needs and deserves a well earned break.

I am one of the interns mentioned last year. If you want to be mad at anything in this world, it should be that I actually got half of a college credit for reading blogs and listening to blog talk radio.

I am seriously still damaged from that and seeking therapy.

Now the Stinky Silverware asks that I help out with this blog so I will more than likely post random pictures that involve cats. Considering some of you morons out there think he's a gay kitty it should fit right in with the theme.

I am not a fan of the RLSH, I just think it's a fan club for attention whores and vigilantes. If you want to do a good deed then that is all fine and well. There is no rule book stating that volunteers should dress in tights, wear a mask, and prostrate themselves for the media. There are plenty of normal sane people who would not get a second look or acknowledgement, who go about doing good deeds because they feel it the right thing to do as a citizen and human being. They do no expect anyone to say thank you or tell them what a good person they are. They get satisfaction just knowing they helped.

Oh, and before the grand fun begins with the "It's just Poop Knife pretending to be someone else" I did have a brief chat on the phone with Agent Beryllium. I know villains might not make for the best character reference, so I may call in to one of the blog talk radio programs in the near future. Not Creature Feature, as the host just seems to think any female that calls in is an opportunity to make cheap sexual advances.

Let's start with some music

Gone Fishing

When in Seattle

Ah Seattle! Besides having a relic from the worlds fair this great city has many wonderful attractions for any up an coming RLSH to enjoy! Personally I would love to move there as this seems to be the hub of all up and coming capes. Sigh... I just have drunk bmx wearing, cat mutilating, member of the white trash society to play with. If it was not for the temporal restraining order from Agent Beryllium I would be out wandering the streets of Jet City in an instant.

Fun places to go:

The Dreamer: location U-district 5226 University Way Northeast Seattle, WA 98105

All your comic book needs for research on costumes, catching up on geek news, fabulous T-shirts and more! They even have a secret door that leads to the bathroom! You never know who could be back there?


Po Dogs Capitol Hill: location U-District http://podogs.com/

Want some gourmet hot dogs cheap? Then Po Dogs is the place for all RLSH members to fill their fat little belly's with delicious wieners! Just don't come crying to me when some fella in the back with a volcano head zaps you with a death ray!


Alderwood Mixed Martial Arts: location 2006 196th ST SW STE#109 Lynnwood, WA

After you have plumped up on hot dogs you are going to need a place to shed those extra pounds, and maybe even learn some KICK-ASS moves to take down the bad guys! Well this is the place for you. Reasonable rates and get some one-on-on training with mixed martial arts legend Benjamin "Flat Top" Fodor. Tell him I sent you to get that extra experience!

Have a great time in the pacific northwest and look out for worm holes!

Chatting with: RLSH Phoenix Jones

PK: You are like Batman right?
VJ: kinda
PK: Is your suit all armored up?
VJ: yes
PK: It kinda looks like Handcock's... did you see that movie?
VJ: yeah love that movie
PK: Why do you wear a ski mask? It makes you look like a bad guy.
VJ: i dont i have new suit
PK: Did you useto be the Black Knight?
VJ: no but he is awesome i know him
PK: Is it ok If I call you Velvet Jones? I think the Phoenix title is tied to directly in to the Marvel comics character.... Velvet Jones sounds so bad ass.. like you are taking back the streets with style!
VJ: haha if you want to i will let you but phoenix has a special meaning to me that i cant explain
PK: Sure sure I am betting it is something special like a rebirth or reaffirmation of your soul to bring positive change to the world around you or some such.
VJ: no its mine sons middle name its my rebirth was the birth of him and when he got hurt by this citys scum i decided to burn all the criminals down re birthing seattle
PK: Nice.. very good orgin story... So why did you chose to become a masked avenger to act on this moment of revelation?
VJ: i wanted revenge but when that subsided i wanted to help other people so what happend to me doesn't happen to them
PK: How well would you say your working relationship is with your peers in the RLSH community?
VJ: bad they hate me
PK: Why?
VJ: because im hard on bad guys and im close to a vigilante
PK: Do you carry a firearm?
VJ: no way tazer and pepper spray and my fist
PK: Well that makes you less of a vigilante if you are unarmed. I suppose others might question your costume activities based on what your actions are when you come across a "crime". Are you sure you are helping or are you still venting your anger out on people who hurt your child?

Phoenix Jones is offline.