Monday, February 21, 2011

Chatting with: RLSH The Ant


PK: So whats your deal?
TA: Deal?
PK: Charity hand outs, picking up garbage on the side of the road, going out after midnight with a tazer to zap drunks?
TA: lol, zapping drunks in Wisconsin would disable the whole town...
All of the above actually...volunteer at the food pantry, blankets to the homeless shelter...giving rides to intoxicated people
PK: You are unarmed correct?
TA: Escorting women to their cars on the bar strip
I have a pepper gun, collapsible batons...and 3 black belts in different styles...
Military outfit with hand made custom fiberglass armor and helmet
PK: Neat me too.. one of my belts is western, another has stars on it, and the third has a big silver belt buckle on it.
TA: video and audio recording devices and blinding strobe flashlight
all tied into my iPhone with police scanner app
PK: What do you believe you can accomplish?
TA: along with 3 other RLSHs
More than not doing anything
PK: Good answer.
Why The Ant?
TA: I've been stepped on my whole life...
PK: So are you fighting back for personal beliefs or just a general wish to do good?
TA: I am small in stature yet mighty in strength
Both, I am unemployed and single and want something to help me feel needed in this bad time we live in.
PK: You are aware of the risks involved in this activity?
TA: Of course...I know my town well
I can take a beating and I have common sense to avoid fatal situations
PK: And your associates you patrol with?
TA: Same
They are all skilled and take take a beating as well?
One is a bouncer at a bar...
the other is tall and strong, built...and crazy...lol
I'm not afraid to much...a lil I admit but everyone needs a lil fear
PK: And the female in your group... she can take the hits as well?
TA: I will be training her in self defense this spring and she is so hot that her looks can stop anything
PK: I hope that holds true with a 357 round.
TA: lol
you are very negative
PK: Tough game you have entered into... want it to be sugar coated?
TA: I am practical...not stupid...I am well aware of the risks...I am not a glory hound
PK: Your new... it always begins the same way.
TA: Really
I've trained in Martial arts for 20 years...I can hold my own against 5 men...no problem... without guns
PK: If you do too well you will be targeted.. I am sure you are aware if that?
TA: I will be meeting with the police and letting them know who I am...and this isn't LA...
PK: Drunks, crack heads, and gangs are the same no matter the location.
TA: True, I'd love to debate this with you but I am crating a logo now...gotta run. Thanks for your concern though...:)
PK: Good luck!

4 comments:

  1. "I can hold my own against 5 men...no problem..."

    >cough<

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  2. I love the whole "I spent all my money at a McDojo, so I'm more than prepared for whatever life throws at me" mentality. 'Indian Jones Vs. the Middle-Eastern dude with the sword' comes to mind when thinking of the effectiveness of fancy kickin classes against the kryponite of all RLSH.

    "Hey, you better stop doing crime, bad guy, or I'm gonna karate you in the face!"

    *BANG*

    "Fuck, thwarted again!"

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  3. The Ant was more than happy to heckle me for posting useful information. Apparently, telling people how to be safe and how to possibly save the lives of others using common sense, was too much for him.

    I'm relieved Arsenul piped up when he did to let me know how annoying I was for suggesting people learn first aid and all that other useless crap I harp on and on about.

    Without these shining paragons of RLSHdom, I would be a horribly overbearing tyrant. *sob* Truly my place is amongst villainy.

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