Sunday, February 27, 2011

Spotlight: RLSH Phantom Patriot


Ye gads.... this guy makes The Black Monday Society look like circus clowns!

So for those not up to speed on this wonderful RLSH he spent a little time behind bars after his assault on Bohemian Grove back in 2002. http://articles.sfgate.com/2002-01-24/news/17525248_1_bohemian-grove-women-s-groups-richard-mccaslin

Now his approach was obviously very flawed.. but don't get me wrong going after a group that makes offerings to a 40 foot Owl that speaks with the voice of Walter Cronkite sounds like something I might do. Oh who am I kidding that is on my list of things to do after stealing Archie Bunkers chair from the Smithsonian.

So Phantom Patriot only has a few months left on his probation (one of the conditions on his probation other then staying the hell away from Bohemian Grove, was he was not allowed to wear his costume) and has already been putting feelers out in the RLSH community.

I for one cannot wait until this guy makes his glorious return! The Phantom Patriot deserves to be front and center the next time Kodak does more of his glamour shots.

4 comments:

  1. MUUUUAHAHAHA! CAPTAIN CHAOS IS BECOMING A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK!
    CHOAS! CAPTAIN CHAOS!

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  2. MUUUUAHAHAHA! PLEASE, FACEPALM YOURSELF AGAIN, I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT IT!
    CHAOS! CAPTAIN CHAOS!

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