Entomo a RLSH from Italy posted a heart breaking story about how his homeland is going down the tubes. On his post you could feel the frustration and utter hopelessness this person is feeling.
But have no worries Entomo, Master Legend is on the case! And what wonderful plan does good ole ML have this time...
"i call on a mass combination of our super hero friends to concentrate mental energys to destroy the evil empire.this may sound dramatic but we must bring death to them.the demons must be destroyed. we don't have millions of Entomos so this is my next best idea."
Wow! So I guess Master Legends first idea was to start a mass Entomo cloning project?
Do people really have that hard of a time figuring out why I don't like this guy?
I think I may contact Hero-Gear to make a nice Master Legend styled straight jacket so he will look good when he is finally institutionalized.
Don't forget about McDonald's new Italy burger: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20100209/ap_tr_ge/eu_travel_brief_italy_mcitaly
ReplyDeleteEndorsed by the agricultural minister no less!
Crap! I think Master Legends death thoughts might also take out that sandwich as well.
ReplyDeleteI think ML needs to stop and give a little more time to think of better ideas. #'s 1 and 2 seem a little off the cuff...
ReplyDeleteWe do not support, condone, or agree with any of ML or Tothians words or actions.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the disclaimer. Glad someone is covering the RLSH's ass.
ReplyDelete-Black Sun
I agree with Black Sun. It's real telling when you see the "heroes" throwing their own under the bus at the first sign they might tarnish their own little self-centered delusional fantasies.
ReplyDeleteSure, ML has proven himself on countless occasions to be crazier than a shit-house rat and Tothian's P.T.S. makes him act like an angry twelve year old, but at least they have an excuse for being fucked up. A lot more than I can say for glamor-whores like 'Superhero' and 'Zetaman'.
Typical RLSH hypocrisy.
Poop Knife,
ReplyDeleteI bid you greetings, and good ewening. Master Legend is no Master of Dark Arts, and his ewocations are as vorthless as his deal vith Satan for luxurious hair. Lao demand offerings, and Master Legend has been remiss for some time. Baron Samedi knows Lao who caul bearer attempts summon. They vill not serve him.
Al tau slujitor umil,
Graf Orlok
Stolnic la Vizuina de Malignance Domnului
The sheer number of Capes who claim to be "energy workers" baffles me.
ReplyDeleteHow are they any different from sports fans who believe in earnest (but also in unspoken secrecy) that they are actively participating in the game they're watching because they are beaming invisible thought-rays at the ball so it goes into the hoop during tricky shots?
Hell, I find MYSELF trying to beam the same invisible thought-rays at the ball when I play Peggle. And that's not even a real ball. It's fucking PIXELS. I KNOW that and still I catch myself yelling at the screen, telling the deaf dumb and blind ball what to do.
Master Legend and Tothian think they're special because they have the same psychological urges at the rest of us. They just fail to realize that it's really just your brain dicking around with you.
It kinda makes me wanna kick puppies.
Or play another round of Peggle.