Ah fabulous day callooh callay, my interns are here! At Free Information we pride ourselves about thinking outside of the box. In fact we do not allow any boxes on the premises. Being there is allot of work to be done around here and we have our hands full already we needed some kind of support system. Reading about various henchmen and minions it seems these types of characters are more trouble then they are worth. They all want some kind of payment and are always hoping that the leadership will fail so they can take over. So enter the Intern.A few calls to some local universities and some well placed adds on Craigslist and we had more applicants then we knew what to do with. After about six hours of interviews we accepted three interns that we felt were up to the tasks at hand. After the indoctrination ceremony Frank, Eric, and Sarah were sworn in. Feeling their names were not up to snuff with the current theme they were each renamed: Master Leper, Dolthian, and Cock Block.
The first task they were given was to catch up on all the blog talk radio I refuse to listen to.
Lord Malignance had tried a similar route with his henchmen only leading to a possible revolt. And that is the beauty with interns, they must comply or they do not get my endorsement for completion of their education.
In the immortal words of Lavern and Shirley... this time there is no stopping us!
There seems to be a pressing need for someone who will actually listen to blogtalk radio and let us all know if anything actually interesting was talked about.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be easier if the voices weren't so damn annoying. Fake accents and voicechangers = Fail.
... but it's not like anyone is going to change any of that.