For all those following along at home:
RLSH; A group of various costumed people wanting to do good, but really could find better ways to do it. They mostly do not call themselves "Heroes" but that is their label. Heroes vary from their own personal approach on problems they view in society. Problems in the "movement", no control on who can and cannot call them self "A Real Life Super Hero". Disagreement on methods used when in the "uniform/costume" and various "crime fighting" techniques. Problems distinguishing who is real and who is pretending. Small groups pitted against one another as no one will ever trust authority.
RLSV; a group of various costumed people wanting to do good, but really could find better ways to do it. They mostly do not call themselves "Villains" but that is their label. The RLSV does not exist in real life but only in an online persona to challenge the heroes beliefs. Problems in the "movement", no control on who can and cannot call them self "A Real Life Super Villain". Disagreement on methods used on how to expose "Heroes". Problems distinguishing who is real and who is pretending. A small group that somewhat agrees on a few basic points.
A brief listing of some of the players:
Apocalypse Meow: Host of Meow and Friends Blog Talk Radio Show. Is an interesting lady but too critical on some points of view.
Agent Beryllium: Smart Gal with a strong head on her shoulders and makes valid points. Talks like a valley girl. Is a member of Roach
Black Sun: Nihilist. Is a member of Roach.
Calamity: Good stuff all around, Can explain the hero logic better than a hero. Is a member of Roach.
Captain Australia: He is Australian.
Captain Black: Is doing it right and has been for years. Why he wants to associate with the RLSH is beyond me.
Crimson Nematode: Some points are made, reminds me of a character from cartoon show. Is a member of Roach.
Executrix: Host of Creature Feature Blog Talk Radio Show. Is a "heroes villain" has claimed a title of villian but will never talk against anyone in the RLSH. A member of Roach.
Grodd: *See Vandalor
Harbinger: Smart gal with her eye on the prize.
KICK_ASS: A movie coming out.
Krampus: Wants to be in radio and hopes this is his big chance to make it big. Narcs on people that could deplete his listening base. Talks out against Roach but is co-host on Creature Feature a Blog Talk Radio program hosted by Executrix who is a member of Roach.
Lord Malignance: Best Villain of them all. Gimmick with Style. Sometimes overly cartoonish but still makes a point.
Malvado SV: Villain with some problems but common sense that sees the bad elements. Hosts a show on blog talk radio.
Master Legend: Take off the mask, and go public Spider-Man style. We all know who you are. Make all the problems go away, you can still dress up and use the name.
Mr. Jingles: Minion of Krampus. Will defend all RLSH members no matter what the circumstance is. Dedicated follower to the cause.
Poop Knife: His email address has Nazi in it.
Potentate: Roach leader, sells T-shirts and works at i09.
Superhero: Could be the best and possibly the leader of the entire movement. Why the gun?
Tea Krulos: He is writing a book.
The Eye: The Eye sees all!
The Scarlett Fool: Makes some points. Is a member of Roach
Tiny Terror: Is gone.
Tothian: I have no freaking clue.
Vandalor: *See Malvado SV
Virus: Another newcomer to the game, good logic, too much written profanity for my taste.
White Skull: former number two man at Roach. Had some problems with his first approach. Was reformatted and has returned.
Z : Taking back the streets. Like Batman only mortal and broke.
Zetaman: Good guy, raises money for charity. Runs RLSH.net and bans people needlessly without trying to work things out.
Edit 03/27/10
You say "problems", I say "dysfunctional charisma".
ReplyDeleteGreat run down, man! Also, I don't think Meow likes men what with previous feminist rants and the seemingly plausible castration of her chubby-hubby, Zetaman. We're still rooting for your freedom there, big buddy!
-Malvado SV
I sort of get the same vibe of Meow as well. I think I once read on the forum that she doesn't want to come across as a bitchy, but with some chatting, she seems to be rather needlessly cruel and hates men (or is really fascinated with penises). (And I still see this despite what Mr. Jack has assured me of). Admittedly, it has been a while since my last contact with her.
ReplyDeleteAlso: What prize? Better not be cake... You would be lying to me then. ; __ ;
Poop Knife,
ReplyDelete"Cartoonish"? One will have to drench the world in blood - oh wait. Humanity's beaten me to it. Ah, and my Arch Nemesis Phantom Zero is not even mentioned? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
The Forces of Evil need even more scoundrels to round out an unstoppable phallanx of malevolence. Soon, the World will be ours!
-Lord Malignance
(Thank you for the kind description - the bribe is forthcoming - check w/Ghost of Nixon...)
LOL- I'm glad I made the list. I'm going to write all of these down on index cards.
ReplyDeleteWell, you have a point, I do make points, I think? And I'm cartoonish too? That's what I was going for, I'm glad you picked up on it.
ReplyDeleteThere is no 13 on that card. Dreizehn isn't going to be happy. You just might wind up on the the business end of a hazmat glove dipped in rubber cement and roofing nails.
ReplyDeleteway to not even bring anyone else up, thanks.
ReplyDeleteThere is a discrepancy in this statement, Executrix joined ROACH believing it was nothing but satirical fun. Events of the last year has proven otherwise. She has officially withdrawn any desire to be a member of ROACH, but The Potentate refuses to remove her profile because he apparently likes her photo. You may recall my spree in December requesting that ALL former members who want nothing to do with ROACH be removed from the profiles page. As far as Executrix is concerned, she's quit, but The Potentate refuses to acknowledge it. Sounding rather mafiaesque, doesn't it? She wants out, but he refuses to let her go, trying to latch onto her positive works through association. Then again, what else could one expect from someone who aspires to lead parasitic people with no backbones? He removed The White Skull from the Profiles page, why not her? To aggravate her with her connection to me apparently.
ReplyDeleteI'm, like, breaking one trope at a time, omg right? ;)
ReplyDeleteIt makes me happy to see that you say I'm a smart cookie. Some people really haven't been able to see past the girlish airhead facade. There are too damn many sex object scientist broads in this field (with the occasional asian martial artist schoolgirl thrown in) and I decided it was time for a woman with a more implausible personality to step up to the plate.
Keep up the good work, PK, your work lately has been great.
Agent Beryllium,
ReplyDeleteYou should know that I'm the one who fills the sex object scientist position.
-C
Oh hell no, got left out.
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