Good Golly... I could be for the first time at a loss for words.
So here is one of our newcomers on the RLSH scene Miss Fit. Other then looking like a human wrecking machine, what wonderful things can this dynamic woman add to the already unique melting pot that is the Real Life Super Hero sub culture?
Well howabout being involved in the adult entertainment industry? Yep our newest "hero" has her own adult page http://denisemasino.com/ (note this first page linked is somewhat safe but if you click and proceed further do so at your own risk).
Bravo! You guys sure do pick who you want to be in your little club ever so carefully don't cha? So now little Billy and Suzie along with finding out the gross intolerance of their favorite heroes can some day aspire to become a "hero" just like Miss Fit.
Please pardon me.... I must now go scrub my eyes with bleach.
I do not find women that can turn me into a pretzel with their bare hands attractive.
ReplyDeleteMiss Fit is hardly my type, but there's nothing wrong with being involved in the adult entertainment industry. Adults need entertainment.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she and Master Legend meet recently? How does he feel about mingling with an (unrepentant!) woman who does that sort of thing, i.e. sinning before the eyes of God?
ReplyDeleteI, for one, think that there need to be more adult entertainers in the RLSH community. You know, to class it up a bit.
An actually semi-attractive RLSH that does porno? At least now I don't feel morally bad about wanting to fuck her. :D
ReplyDelete...Also, "MISS FIT CRUSH PUNY METATRON--RAAAAAAGH!!"
*Grabs a bucket and attempts to keep bailing out the water as it rushes into the USS RLSH*
ReplyDeleteNo matter what good we try to do, something always has to come along and break it off in our butts.
Sadly, I worry that any good we try to do will only be limited to our own neighborhoods. The entertainment/media industry is just going to use us up and throw us away like garbage.
The RLSH Community is like a church congregation. No matter how many good people are present, you have internal politics and hypocrites that screw it up for everybody.
It's only a matter of time before someone pulls a Martin Luther, breaks off, and starts their own church.
That's it...Im gonna do just like Martin Luther and break off to start my own movement...From now on I will be called a Real World Super Hero..or RWSH for short!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding...had to yank SS's chain
"No matter what good we try to do, something always has to come along and break it off in our butts."
ReplyDeleteI love you so much right now, arch-nemesis.
Is that a giant steroid-induced clitoris in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Nah, I kid. She could rip my penis off. :D
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm so glad there are people here who can glance over a few adult pics and somehow determine what is in a person's heart and what good they could do in the world.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of us just have to wait and see what becomes of them. I'm in awe of your villainesque powers of soul scrying. Where do I sign up?
Uhhhh... we all said she was pretty cool. WTF are you smoking, Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThe original post surely didn't convey any message of "pretty cool", acceptance, or even respect for what any decent person might be capable of, even those who work in the adult entertainment industry.
ReplyDeleteNo, his tone is a smack to the squeaky clean image of the RLSH. "Human wrecking ball", at least in my book, is pretty much the most awesome compliment ever. I'm serious. There's eyebleach mentioned, but I think it's more of a "I lose my boner when faced with a woman who can break my spine and I never thought that investigating RLSH would lead to encountering that" than a "ew ew hero vaginas ew" thing.
ReplyDeleteTo quote every's favorite Boxxy: YOU'S BE TROLLIN'!
Since when is it trolling to try and point out the fact that you can't determine whether or not someone is capable of helping out others by the fact they are an adult entertainer?
ReplyDeleteAnyone from any walk of life can set some time aside to be a decent human being and help out others. Even you.
The villains pretty much all declared that they were on her side, so their reason for bringing her up were to try and get a rise out of us. That said, though, I agree with this post not being the most brilliant example of respectful writing.
ReplyDeleteYawn... it is about representation.
ReplyDeleteTen points to Agent B. for once again being able to read between the lines.
Oh oh and we have a Rooster... welcome to my play ground darling. I am afraid I leave my respect for those who have earned it. Like most of my brood I write about the things your sub-culture attempts to hide or cover up. No one ever asked any of you to "help" us little people.. so deal with it.
Oh dear... Neutral Good Rooster versus Chaotic Evil Poopknife. This might be a bad mix.
ReplyDeleteJust trying to clear things up for Anonymous, troll or no. Figured he/she should hear it from someone else on "our" side. If not, I wouldn't have commented at all. This is a private blog, Poop Knife is free to write pretty much what he wants and how he wants.
ReplyDeleteAs for writing about the heroic underbelly; there are more villains than heroes on my read list. If I didn't want to hear it, I wouldn't be here.
Clear things up.... darling? Do you speak for the all the anonyomous beings in this world?
ReplyDeleteI think not... do what you will.. define yourself to the extent on how you will sleep better at night.
Read what you want, learn what you will.
Otherwise the bar is ours... the day and the night and the car wash too... the matches and the Buds and the clean and dirty cars... the sun and the moon.
Well, you *could* reason that if a *villain* tried to explain that this is a private blog that expresses the opinions of a single person, it would fall on deaf ears, but if a Cape said the same thing, "Anonymous" would suddenly understand it.
ReplyDeleteI think that Rooster is trying to be on your side, Poopknife, insofar as defending your right to say what you want to. Not because she's more of an authority than you, but because Anonymous claps their hands over their ears and goes "La la la I can't hear you!" when villains talk. She's passing on the message in your stead.
Oh, Rooster, why can't you have joined our side? The Capes don't deserve you. :(
@Agent Beryllium: Kind of like you just did, but the other way around? :) Yeah, that was the intention.
ReplyDeleteWell, you see, I want a world of cake and rainbows where we all dance around happily, holding hands and singing Kumbaya. Somehow, I don't quite get the Kumbaya-vibe around the villains... Of course, I rarely get the Kumbaya-vibe around the heroes either, so...yeah...
Yeah, we're less Kumbaya and hand-holding, more Lady Gaga and telling that guy who takes his shoes off on the bus that his feet stink and he needs to wait until he gets home to air out his funky toes.
ReplyDeleteWe DO eat a lot of cake, though. :)