Why don't you hate me too?

Alright so your a RLSH, you have your silly costume and a set of lofty goals on how you are going to fix all the worlds problems. So the only thing missing in your life (besides common sense) is to find that perfect RLSV to become your arch.

Just as most RLSH members are unique so are the RLSV. You just can't go out all willy-nilly and start picking fights with everyone you come into contact with... there are rules about this sort of thing.

First find a villain that you are compatible with. This is a little harder then in the comic world due to the lack of superhuman powers and abilities. Make sure your arch will be able to challenge you on a regular basis... if your enemy cannot make you think your relationship is doomed from the start.

Know what you are getting into before you start your courtship. If Aqualad went after the Joker no one should be surprised when they find him filleted and hanging from a hook at the local fish mongers. Out of state arching is highly recommend. If you are already paranoid enough to wear a costume and conceal your identity having someone close by is not going to work out. Every time you hear a strange noise at 3am your going to go into freak out mode thinking your arch is attacking your Super Cave.

Once you have found that special someone remember it may not be an exclusive relationship. Your arch most likely will still see other heroes on the side. This is not your fault and you should not beat your self up over it, nor be upset at the other hero in the picture. Perhaps do something to encourage more attention from your villain or team up with other said hero.

Never be afraid to express your true feelings to your arch. Villainy thrives on making heroes miserable. Let them know you appreciate the time and effort they are putting into making your life a living hell.

With these simple helpful suggestions I am sure you will be finding someone to hate you in no time. Good luck!