Muppets with People Eyes

Sigh... Still Broken Hearted!

Chatting with: Spirt of Albany

I like this RLSH, he is a fun guy. Seriously debating on making him my Arch.


PK: You should hook a deal... become the "American Spirit of Albany" Smoke cigs and be a bad ass....
SOA: Thats a great idea. Think they'll be down, and hook me up with free cartons?
PK: Hell yeahs! You could beat the crap out of people with cancer or something and make it ironic! You might have to dress like an Indian though...
SOA: Well I don't know about that, but cigarettes are expensive now, and if I could get sponsored and get free cigarettes I'd definitely change my name
PK: Awww man... get a side kick and call him "Lucky Strike".... he could swoop in and punch a shop lifter and you would be all like "Ha there is my Lucky Strike!".... epic! I see big things for you in the future!
SOA: Well, someone in my group got a new costume he was considering renaming himself lucky strike so its funny you mention that... Free cigarettes all around!
PK: Man.. get like a hot black chick too she could be Lady Menthol or Virginia Slim or some such..
SOA: No way. Virginia Slim sounds like a white prostitute from a trailer park.
PK: Hmmm you right... what about another side kick named "Patch"?
SOA: or the obvious "Marlboro Man"
PK: Camel Crush... she squeezes people and then pops and goes all menthol on them.
SOA: I love it!
PK: Might need to round the team out with someone who dips, and a wise older member with a pipe but I see pure gold here kid! The sky is the limit!

Merry Ubermas from Overlord

The Comedy Stylings of Victor Von Doom

Ubermas Tip #342

Ubermas is here!

It is here... Ubermas is happening right now!!! Look at the sky!

All is right with the world and a grand Ubermas to all!

Oh Batman!

Chatting with: RLSH Captain Ozone

I think I feel somewhat violated after this chat session. I believe I will just let White Skull and Crimson Nematode keep Captain Ozone to themselves.

Is this guy for or against the environment... I am confused?

PK: BWAHAHAH Captain Ozone! I just peed in the river.. take that!
CO: That's only natural, Nature Boy!
PK: Nooooo foiled again! Curse you Captain Ozone!
CO: Just make sure that you bring a shovel and unbleached TP with you when you have to go BM in the woods.
How many times a day to you go BM, Jebediah?
An apple a day helps!
PK: I might have to dig a pretty big hole... I just ripped off like 6 Hostess Twinkies from some kids... it was cool.. I was all like BWAHAHA and they were all like "Oh no my Hostess Twinkies!"
CO: LOL
What a bunch of cry babies.
PK: I know like seriously right? I don't even like these damn things.... rules of villainy suck sometimes.
CO: You should crawl down some chimneys this year and steal a few of the kids' presents.
They don't need any NEW toys anyways.
PK: No way... I saw Gremlins... I would die in a Santa Suit after breaking my neck... gross
CO: They should be downsizing and playing with used, recycled toys this years, the little pricks.
PK: I fondly remember my 4th Ubermas celebration.. I was given a broken glass jar full of rusty nails... ah the memories!
CO: You were privileged.
I got a paper bag full of dog s#it that was lit on fire on my porch on Ubermas.
PK: Well at least it was ecologically sound.
CO: The flames were emitting sulfur oxides.
I want revenge...but who to?
On the lighter side of things, did you get your Xmas shopping done?
PK: Ubermas... oh yes.... I threw rocks at squirrels for six hours.... I think I hurt my arm.
CO: I shot a couple of squirrels when I went quail hunting last summer and I forgot to throw them on the barbecue with my trout and quail, so I tossed them in the lake in the morning. They're just invasive little pests anyways.
PK: That's neat... we have a lot in common.
CO: Indeed.
Only I hate you.
Just joshing LOL
YOu're a dastardly man, so I have to beware.
PK: Well I am evil...
CO: Yeah, well I'm a sociopath.
PK: Do you want to be my BFFL?
CO: Does that have something to do with puke?
What is BFFL?
PK: I am not sure.. you are like Swedish or something... I forget all those old Captain Ozone Comics blurr together... I think you kicked the crap out of a lumberjack once...
CO: No, I sodomized a lumberjack though.
He had pretty, perky pink cheeks.
I'm half Greek ya know.
And half Irish.
PK: I'm half n half with 2 sugars
CO: Lumps of sugar?
Oh, I get you. Uh-huh.
PK: Have you ever read my evil rantings... I am good at that being a class 3 meta villain and all...
CO: Send me your URL, Bubba.
PK: You like it forsure! I am like the Dear Abby of evil and s#it!
http://evilsupremepizza.blogspot.com/
CO: Can I write to you sometime? I need help.
PK: OMG! I was thinking like the same thing!
CO: I've seen your website before. You wrote some nasty things about me a couple of times. Just for that, I'm going to sodomize you.
PK: What like totally no way! Iz never even talked about youse except for that blog talk radio show where I said I wanted to make you cry by not recycling!
CO: Bulls#it! I'm stepping out for a smoke
PK: Oh no! I get it.. you read my April 1st post and thought it was real... that was April Foolz dude!
Smoking outside hurts the Ozone.

Captain Ozone is offline

Ubermas is Nigh

What a wonderful time of the season to be in the dark, evil, and macob mind that makes being a Meta Villain so rewarding.

I have made my list of demands written with quill on 200 year old parchment paper to the Dark God Krelm to offer quick painless deaths to all my enemies.

I put all the mail box flags up on my street to let others celebrate the holiday with me.. and I hate the mail man.

I have mailed off my no stamp required envelope's to my revenuers with holiday cards and various expired coupons from the minute saver... still hate the mail man.

Five Cornish game hens have been secured for "The Night of the Hen" and will be devoured as the bell tolls midnight on the climax of Ubermas eve.

This might in fact be the bestest Ubermas ever yet!

To everyone a malevolent Ubermas and I hate each and every one of you.

-PK

Batman is Fabulous

Broken Hearted...

I will be taking some time off to emotionally recover from this experience. Ash Grey.. you broke my heart!

AG: cats in the cradle
PK: Silver Spoons was a tv show!
How ye fare, well? Good hero?
AG: that old guy was one ugly dude
PK: I believe you are thinking of Different Strokes.
AG: could be, I am tired
PK: It's ok.. I understand... so what's up safety pup?
AG: justdrama all over the place, what about you?
PK: Just keeping children in line... normal stuff.... ohh I found a dollar bill on the ground today!
AG: keep it?
PK: Sure did! Was on the side of the road by a side walk.
I did a happy dance and everything!
AG: sweet, candy bar time
PK: Wow... yer good... I actually purchased a Skor Bar.
AG: SKOR!!!
as in score!!
PK: LOL
That was funny!
So what's up with your drama? Wanna talk?
AG: no, my face is funny, the skor is serious
PK: Unless you just wanted to drop a Harry Chapin song title at me?
AG: taxi
PK: It's Always Sunny
AG: cant rain all the time
PK: Throw momma from the Train?
AG: right turn Clyde
PK: Is your little image a skull or something?
AG: it is my mask (partially)
PK: Oh.. ok looks kinda like a half skull to me.. like a photo reverse with the colors.
AG: I can see that. cool observation., but no, just my mask.modified from an old batman mask
PK: Hmmmm... BWAHAHAH! Really a Batman mask? That's funny!
AG: kinda is.
PK: Hmmm wheels are turning.... you could reformat and become a RLSV know as "Black Death".. very cool!
Do a plague theme!
Big black 1970's car... lot's of Rob Zombie music.. bad ass!
AG: I have a friend that is RLSV and does that kind of thing
PK: Are you cheating on me? Are you seeing another RLSV on the side? I want to know!
AG: yes. but by rights I am cheating on him. we have known each other since 5th grade
PK: I am only into monogamy... I am not sure if I can take this swinging life style of yours! Does he even know about me?
AG: nope, your the other one, lol.
PK: I think we need to take some time off from this relationship... I need to think about things...
AG: if you want, but I have other Rlsv friends that would like to meet you, haha
Ima swingin rlsv all over the place
you ok?

Poop Knife is offline

I know what you know but you don't know what I know to a common point of understanding... is that my hat?

Not sure if this was a "real" conversation or just some master undertaking by the Thunder Hawks to probe my mind. Either way this conversation did happen... name protected under the "nah nah stick your head in doo doo" act of 1954.

Pk: Hi!
New: hello there
Pk: WHo the heck are you?
New: i'm new
I just discovered the rlsh community
Pk: Well then... welcome to the crazy train... my name is Professor Marvel!
New: thank you!
Pk: Do you like Tacos?
New: I feel like I belong
yes, I like tacos
Pk: Good.... we all do! If you did not that would have become a problem.
New: haha
I take it you're a RLSV
Pk: Who me? Nah no way bro... I am a midget trapped in a horse!
Ahhh no but ya got me... I am a RLSV.
New: haha. well you're the first RLSV I've talked with
Pk: Really no way! Crap... I should have been doing more BWAHAHAHA stuff....
New: have you thwarted any superhero efforts lately?
Pk: I thinks we need to know a little a little bit more about you.... hero! So what's your thing?
New: I plan to start with charity work, maybe do some cleaning up of graffiti. I have to thwart the vandals.
Thwart violence if I see any
Pk: So you are going to go down and volunteer at a homeless outreach shelter? Don't mess with Graffiti... the Geist and others can tell you about that.
New: whatever stuff I can find
I'll have to ask Geist about that then
I haven't tried to do it before
Pk: Who makes Graffiti?
tick tock hero....
New: the graffitist
and gangs
Pk: Mmmm sorry most of the time that is gangs marking territory.... oh good you got it!
So what happens when you remove a gang tag?
New: I presume they get pissed
Pk: Is that good or bad?
New:I can see where you're going with this
Pk: Are we learning?
New: Indeed.
Pk: So.. how do you have graffiti? It is going to happen right?
New: graffiti? it seems like a neverending problem
Pk: Yes it is.. but if there was a place it could be done.. in a safe environment.. it would cease to be a problem.
New: true enough. but I don't think the people responsible would do it if there was a proper place for it.
it would cease to be fun
Pk: http://www.knowledgerush.com/kr/encyclopedia/Graffiti/
New: thanks for the link. I must read up on this.
Pk: Grass roots movements... take your problem, make others aware, and find a peaceful solution.
And you don't need a mask, or a code name to do it either!
New: thanks for the advice
isn't it against your nature to help superheroes, or is it all part of a larger, more elaborate scheme?...
Pk: Take or leave what you want... it is always your choice.
New: a true statement. thanks for the tips though, seriously.
Pk: Still hate you though.... hero!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You will rue many a day!
New: Justice and Truth will prevail.
I'm out...until next time, villain

Please don't club me in the head!

Damnit RLSH you know better then this. Yeah sure why not... hand craft a metal pipe to whap someone in the head that you believe is a wrong doer! Nothing wrong with that what so ever.

Not like you are going out with code names, and protective gear looking to impose your own personal ideas of what you view as a crime and punishment is.

As normal support on the "Beating someone in the head with a home made club" idea was over the top!

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Voodoo Rlsh's Photos - Armory
Fast, strong, billy. Easy to make

Metatron Arc Angel, Skyler Nichols and Rlsh DarkSpartan like this

RedHammer Rlsh what is it bro
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman its a billycane.
Voodoo Rlsh A Billy is a class of weapon. Examples of billies are asps nightsticks batons and blackjacks. It's just a non-lethal stunning blunt weapon that's very painful ;)
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman I just call em all billycanes. :D
RedHammer Rlsh nice, how did ya make it, is it easy to hide incase of the coppers
Voodoo Rlsh I keep it concealed. It I used a drum stick. I turn it upside down and wrap it with duct tape. I used random pieces of scrap plastic under the tape to shape the handle.
RedHammer Rlsh wicked
Blue Rlsh I'd stick to the pepper spray and tasers.
Voodoo Rlsh Tonight I'm finishing a taser glove. So I can wear my normal gloves but it can stun ;)
Kieran 'Nikoli' Herman gotta love little inovations.
Voodoo Rlsh Yea haha
RedHammer Rlsh ive tried that but it was either 2 weak er 2 bulky, how did u do urs
Arsenul Rlsh I have two drum sticks I might make a pair of clubs
Arsenul Rlsh If I sent them to you could you make it?

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Well nice to see Master Legend approves of this fun RLSH fashion accessory.. oh and its easy to conceal from the police... that is just nifty as well. And why do you want to carry something on you that you would want to hide from law enforcement... oh yeah that's right... BECAUSE YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME!

If anyone who stumbles across these blogs has ever been attacked and beaten by a spandex clad lunatic please let me know. Depending on the location of said attack authorities can be informed of costumed vigilantes in your area.

Operators are standing by.

Mexico has Enough Problems

Well I Just love when I get friend requests from people who do not know my work.

I am not sure what the hell this is... but given Mexico's past and present status this is most likely not even a blip on the radar.

Here is my fabulous conversation with this fine RLSH after I accepted the request... I protected his name under the "I don't play with foreign retards on the Internet act of 1998"

PK: Who are you?
Mexican RLSH: ***, are you a rlsh?
PK: No.. I am RLSV
Mexican RLSH is offline

Sigh... T-shirts and a book will be on sale shortly... just send me the 4.5 million dollars to my pay pal account that I swear I will not spend on that Hyper Drill from the Consortium of Evils last Craig's List advertisement.

Chatting with: RLSH Skyman

Here is a new fun feature I have started. Since clearly I am a moron and know absolutely nothing about anything, I was told I should get to know what the RLSH was all about... beyond spandex and putting ketchup on dead cats.

So here is technically part two in the new "Chatting with" series.


PK: Do you like Skybars?
SM: Never heard of em?
PK: Oh..ok just wondering.
SM: What are they?
PK: It's an old fashion candy bar
PK: That might be good marketing for you... get an endorsement deal.
SM: Haha... but I do like the idea of maybe including them in my homeless outreach efforts.
PK: "Have a Skybar from Skyman!"
SM: Right on!! I like the way you think!
PK: Really? Gosh thanks!
SM: So are you an RLSV?
PK: I sure am... class 3 too!
PK: I even have my own chair on the Damocles!
PK: Pretty freaking sweet!
PK: Have you met Zetaman?
SM: I am very good friends with both Zetaman and his wife Apocolypse Meow
PK: Ohh ohh tell me I have always imagined he smells like Watermelon Jolly Ranchers... please tell me its true!
SM: heh... Jolly Ranchers... thats a new one on me... I thought he kinda smelled like well.... dadelions and tulips
SM: And if this get attributed back to me... well, You sir are a fiend!
PK: Mallow cups... Zagnut bars, Good and Plenty? Any of those ring a bell?
PK: I bet Meow smells like black liquorice and berma shave.
SM: She does have a pleasent smell
SM: I think she is a goddess among RLSH women
PK: Wow! Can I quote you on that?
SM: I hold true to that and kept telling her that this past weekend...
SM: I dont care if she thinks Im nuttier that a Good n Plenty!!
SM: Im crazy I tell ya! Crazy like a fox!
PK: Yeah... but clearly have no understanding of candy... you do know what a Hershey bar is?
SM: Your right... Im not a candy bar afficianado
SM: I probably got that reference wrong.
SM: But eh! Atleast Im trying here
PK: Damnit man... you need to work on this if you are going to be endorsing SkyBars!
SM: LMAO.... you sir, are very correct!
SM: So now I shall twaddle off to Hershey, PA on my next vacation to learn all about them!
PK: The whole town smells like chocolate!
SM: I know right?
SM: Im sure you would like to accompany me on said field trip
PK: You sick bastard I am diabetic! You are trying to kill me!
SM: How was I to know Jeb!
SM: Still... you gotta admit death by chocolate... it wouldnt be that bad of a way to go
SM: Hell, Id even take that as a good way to die!
SM: Actually, it was YOU who was on the candy bar rant... I just tried to join in!
PK: Sure.... right what ever.... finally get to talk to a RLSV and you already want to kill me.... I see how it is.

Skyman is offline.

Amazonia Wants to Steal my Blood!

I was recently contacted via a vast modern social networking site by the RLSH member Amazonia Alkidike trying to lure me into her clever trap.

Apparently on October 2nd, 2010 in Ocala Florida she will be involved in a blood harvesting plot.

Momma Knife raised no fool.. clearly Amazonia is a Vampire RLSH. A hybrid hero is not unheard of as currently I am arching Molly and Dolly a pair of Real Life Mermaids.

Being a class 3 Meta Villain I was very aware of the Alkidike ruse to deprive me of my beloved red life source. In this time of strife in my world I reached out to one of the only humans on the globe who could help me... a Real Life Super Hero.

After many a frantic message I got a response from the one and only Silver Sentinel.

PK: Amazonia Alkidike wants to steal my blood!!!

SS: Hihowareya
PK: doinggreatyourself?
SS: Day off.. took a nap.. have to stay up all night so I don't screw up my sleep pattern.
PK: Ah, i do understand that one. I wuz fishin this weekend.
SS: Catch anything?
PK: 4 fish (all returned to the water) and 7 blue crabs that I boiled alive then ate.
SS: I had crabs once.. a small steel comb and some special shampoo.. all gone.
SS: Oh oh.. seafood crabs Yeah.. don't like those either
PK: hey crabs are crabs... boil and eat!
PK: Amazionia will not have my blood! I think she is a Vampire.
SS: She just wants to have an event people will come to.
PK: That is crap, she wants to my blood!
SS: You should drive a wooden steak though her heart.
PK: I think that may be a bit drastic, you should attend and have your picture taken with her... if she does not appear in the photo then she is a vampire.
SS: I am afraid I cannot travel at this time.
PK: I understand... she will not take your blood either... you are wise.

Spotlight: RLSH Miss Fit

Good Golly... I could be for the first time at a loss for words.

So here is one of our newcomers on the RLSH scene Miss Fit. Other then looking like a human wrecking machine, what wonderful things can this dynamic woman add to the already unique melting pot that is the Real Life Super Hero sub culture?

Well howabout being involved in the adult entertainment industry? Yep our newest "hero" has her own adult page http://denisemasino.com/ (note this first page linked is somewhat safe but if you click and proceed further do so at your own risk).

Bravo! You guys sure do pick who you want to be in your little club ever so carefully don't cha? So now little Billy and Suzie along with finding out the gross intolerance of their favorite heroes can some day aspire to become a "hero" just like Miss Fit.

Please pardon me.... I must now go scrub my eyes with bleach.

Spotlight: RLSH Crossfire the Crusader

Ah what a fine specimen we have here.

Crossfire is a man of the cloth... and just like most religious zealot's he does not practice what he preaches. All is well when he is telling you what to do but question his actions and feel the wrath.

For someone that likes to interact with villainy one would think he would have a thicker skin? He posted a silly blog on June 20th poking a little fun at the RLSV sub culture. I got a chuckle out of this and honored him with a post (even though he totally insulted Malvado by using a picture of Zr. Zaius who is an Orangutan and not a picture of Urko or Ursus who are Apes).

When in trouble I always reach out to RLSH members... that is there job after all. I had a unique member asking me to arch them. I am evil not a monster, to arch this individual would have been needlessly cruel. I asked Mr. Fire to help (which he eventually did) but what was his fantastic advice to me.... to pretend to be Comrade Cocoa. Yep folks I should pretend to be a dog... wow!

In my appreciation for the eventual help I received I decided to honor Mr. Fire with another glorious post on his blog. I found his "Pennies from Heaven" post very amusing so I posted a link to something else I thought was amusing involving pennies:

http://funnyordie.com/m/tjz

I guess pennies coming from God is OK but from ones ass is not.

So after my post was removed by him I went about my business.... then after posting in an unrelated area on the interweb...on an unrelated topic.. I get a direct response from Mr. Fire.

"Its so easy for haters to hide behind cartoon pictures and false names online to spew their venom...its just as easy to block their silly behinds and let them swim in their own vomit...just saying"

Spew Venom and swim in vomit.... gross.... so much for forgiveness and Christan love. Now believe it or not I am able to pull Bible verses out of my ass.. kind of like pennies. My response to Mr. Fire:

" Who is this fellow who speaks blasphemy? Who can forgive sins but God alone? Luke 5:21"

Hmmm... guess getting what you give touched a nerve, and Mr. Fire said:

"Jesus said to his followers that if a city does not accept you to shake the dust off your feet as you leave...no sense in giving time and effort to senseless arguments with bitter people...Its not about forgiving sins or not forgiving sins...Its about refusing to get caught up in drama...If they want to talk sensibly I have no issues, but the ones who spew bile with every word can seek another outlet because i have not the time for it."

Now that is one hell of a Bible quote... I guess it must be somewhere in the back? So what is this lesson? If someone mocks you cast them out? I was able to laugh at your jokes Mr. Fire... don't play with the forces of evil if you cannot take the consequences.

Now let's have a bit of fun... Crossfire has a big burning cross on his chest. So let's use some "Jingles logic" if I have an anti Semitic email address but have never said anything anti Semitic and Cross Fire has a burning cross on his chest...ahhh he is a Klansman!


**Bonus Round!** Crossfire the Crusader is also the master of voices. Our first interaction many months ago I was accused of being another blogger that goes by the name of Lavender Leopard. Due to his grand skills of deduction many a RLSH believes I am now LL as well..... sure why not I am also Agent Beryllium's goggles, Silver Sentinel's Beard, and Comrade Cocoa's hat.

What is Evil?

I asked 8 different RLSH members from across the board what their views were on good and evil. Of those eight, six responded. Three questions were asked:

Question One: What is evil?

Question Two: So if no direct harm is done to others.... but knowing that ones actions may hurt others... is this evil?

Question Three: Could the same be said for Good as well?


Treesong

1.I think evil has something to do with harming others. Really, I think it has to do with falling out of harmony with the positive potential that lies within you. When you are self-aware enough to hear that voice telling you the kind, compassionate, honest thing to do, and yet you don't follow it because you would rather take advantage of others for your own gain, that is evil.

2.Hmmm not sure what you mean. I think if you know it may harm people, and there's no good reason to risk that, then it may be at least a little evil.

3. A lot of philosophical questions tonight... :) I guess that if you know something has a chance of helping people, and you do it, then that's at least a little good, even if it was a small act.


Silver Sentinel

1.Evil is that which brings harm to self or others. By its very nature it causes pain and suffering.

2. If you know your actions may be harmful to others, yet continue to do them, then you are engaged in wrongful behavior. If your intention is to purposely cause harm (even if only potentially) and you continue to act.. Then yes, you are doing evil.

A person may believe whatever they want to, but if they are "purposeful" in their behavior, and such behavior is potentially harmful, then they are engaging in evil.

It is the habit of rationalizing away the intention, that people use to excuse their behavior. They say that evil people never see themselves as evil.. but I believe that they know better.

3. Absolutely not. If Good intentionally commits acts of harm and then rationalizes it.. then Good is wrong and must attone. Good must not use Evil methods.

Unfortunately good people often resort to evil to overcome problems. But at least Good will attempt to make up for and pay for its sins. Evil does no such thing.


Red Voltage

1. Evil is doing something to harm someone else in any way shape or form, whether its physically or mentally, and its doing the act out of revenge, jealousy, or for no reason at all. That's kinda what I think it is.

2. (Waiting for reply)

3. (Not asked yet)


Amazoina Alkidike

1. What is evil? To me evil is a force that will do whatever it takes to effect an outcome in it's favor and cares nothing of anyone or anything. That it will betray or destroy it's own family or kind just to get what it wants.

For the record, I do not believe that there is total evil in the world.

2. (Waiting for reply)

3. (Not Asked Yet)


Dc's Guardian

1. Things that are destructive.

2. this would depend if you feel there is an absolute. . .i believe there is evil in the world. . .someone could what if the situation to death. . .and always find a way to say it's not causing real harm. . .at least directly. . .but if someones got to go down that rabbit hole. . .it leads me to beleive the person knows they are doing wrong. . .and merely finding ways to excuse it. . .if you believe there is no absolute then you can always excuse actions out of convienyance. . .you are putting the question as if they know it will hurt others. . .just not directly. . .that in itself says something. . .

3. yes it can. . .but the question to you is this. . .with both sides in this situation. . .is it better to stay on the sidelines. . .or to at least try what you feel is the right way to go. . .


Mr. Jack (Note I did not feel the need to ask Mr. Jack Questions 2 or 3 as he seemed to answer them already on his first response.)

1. I am inclined to believe, much as I do about many things, that evil is innate. That is to say, objective. I will give some background first to root it.

I believe that the world we live in is completely objective. The issue is that people themselves are beings of pure subjectivity. They live in this world of absolute reality, but their own interpretations and subjectivity blur it, often beyond all comprehension. This is a huge and irreconcilable issue, and one which people tend to ignore.

I used to say that good and evil are absolute terms, rooted in the objective world. But since I have come to terms with what really is going on, I have changed that belief greatly, also a by product of that revelation of subjectivity.

Good and evil, like all things man made, are subjective creations imposed upon objectivity. They are therefor nearly impossible to define on a general basis. You can give estimations however. Killing is generally perceived as an evil act, and while I would like to think of it as absolutely evil, that is my own bias talking. The universe does not have an opinion or a moral compass. Man does. And so death in the universe is not evil, it just is. Just like everything else. Man gives it meaning, and that meaning is often that it is evil.

On this theory, the world is simple to understand, because really, there is very little to understand and find out. The laws of physics, the development of the universe, but these are rarely questions of why. Why is reserved for questions concerned with subjectivity, therefor man, as the universe is so objective it does not actually have any why to speak of. It is again, just is.

If you are following, which I assume you are since you are rather intelligent gathering from your blogs and sarcasm (wit is a sign of wisdom in my book) I think I can speak plain. Evil is whatever you make it to be. It is an unfortunate thing in some ways, but in others, liberating. Evil is defined as whatever a person defines it to be. You could say that you are a supreme being of evil and the most incarnate vestige of it. That is your definition of it, and it stands.

There is, however, a contention to be had with this. That is the power of group subjectivity. You see, if many completely separate and subjective sources identify one thing as being something, it becomes much more powerful and real. It is one thing for you to call yourself the most evil supreme being of all time. It is quite another for 1,000 people to do so. This, this subjective collectivity of definition, is actually what I believes the definition of what power is. The more power, the more agreed upon subjectivity, the more real and accepted something is, for instance you reign as supreme evil overlord.

In this light we can see that evil is completely subjective, and therefor without definition. But we can also see, as with all things, that if subjective investigations are made and all agree upon certain definitions, we can make the completely subjective nature of such things as evil a powerful and real force.

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I would like to thank all those that responded to my questions. I will update this post if I hear from those who have not replied back currently.

TBSDIF: Episode 1

Why don't you hate me too?

Alright so your a RLSH, you have your silly costume and a set of lofty goals on how you are going to fix all the worlds problems. So the only thing missing in your life (besides common sense) is to find that perfect RLSV to become your arch.

Just as most RLSH members are unique so are the RLSV. You just can't go out all willy-nilly and start picking fights with everyone you come into contact with... there are rules about this sort of thing.

First find a villain that you are compatible with. This is a little harder then in the comic world due to the lack of superhuman powers and abilities. Make sure your arch will be able to challenge you on a regular basis... if your enemy cannot make you think your relationship is doomed from the start.

Know what you are getting into before you start your courtship. If Aqualad went after the Joker no one should be surprised when they find him filleted and hanging from a hook at the local fish mongers. Out of state arching is highly recommend. If you are already paranoid enough to wear a costume and conceal your identity having someone close by is not going to work out. Every time you hear a strange noise at 3am your going to go into freak out mode thinking your arch is attacking your Super Cave.

Once you have found that special someone remember it may not be an exclusive relationship. Your arch most likely will still see other heroes on the side. This is not your fault and you should not beat your self up over it, nor be upset at the other hero in the picture. Perhaps do something to encourage more attention from your villain or team up with other said hero.

Never be afraid to express your true feelings to your arch. Villainy thrives on making heroes miserable. Let them know you appreciate the time and effort they are putting into making your life a living hell.

With these simple helpful suggestions I am sure you will be finding someone to hate you in no time. Good luck!

At the Movies

It is funny how events unfold. No matter what side of the fence you are on if you do not feel some compassion for the opposing force in each game you play, that does not make you a monster....just unfeeling.

Krampus the scourge of blogtalk radio, the Christmas Demon, the man of 999 voices, the singer of songs, and vagabond of the ethereal plane is still flesh and blood like all others in the mortal coil.

I would here by like to offer not so much an olive branch but a chance to come to a mutual point of understanding with the man, myth, and monster.

As mentioned on the current Creature Feature episode 09/14/10 I would like to meet up and partake in the human bonding ritual known as "movie night" with the one known as Krampus. I have asked "villain" Mlavado SV if he would like to partake and got a "Sounds Groovy" reply.

So..... Dear Krampus, would you like to go see a movie with us to review on your show? We can talk about other things if you wish. Malvado SV and myself are cheap dates so you need to buy the pop corn, milk duds, and Jujube's... and maybe provide quarters for the Mrs. Pacman machine in the lobby. I am more of a Q-Bert man but Malvado did issue a challenge to me and I do take those seriously.

Spotlight: RLSH The Blue Blaze

Ah I do love it when a cape makes the news.


http://democratherald.com/news/local/article_d544f830-a581-11df-ba16-001cc4c002e0.html

Lebanon Police

And he can turn invisible — At 10:40 p.m. Monday, police received a call of a suspicious person at the 7-Eleven store and then the Ford dealership. The caller said a man wearing blue Spandex and a ski mask, carrying an umbrella and flashlight, was telling people he is a crime stopper named “Blue Blaze.” Police were unable to locate the wannabe super hero.


Imagine that people calling the police on someone in a silly looking costume declaring to be their saviour! Here is a quote from The Blue Blaze about masks.

"I first vowed never to wear a mask, but people kept confusing me for a jogger or bicyclist. After I started wearing a biker buff around my mouth, people instantly identified me for what I was in a positive and approachable manner."

Yes Mr. Blaze people did indeed identify you for what you are....a lunatic in blue spandex running around at night in car lots.

It seems the RLSH will never learn.... masks and costumes are for charity events... patrolling at night with them makes you look like a vigilante.

Seems like the police want to ask you a few questions Mr. Blaze.... say Zetaman knows who you are! Maybe he will do his civic duty and help law enforcement like all good little Real Life Super Heroes say they do.

KICK-ASS Returns

Ah time for the "phase 2" of the KICK-ASS effect. Today this fine feature film makes it's debut to a larger market being released on DVD, Blu Ray, Cable, Super 8, Beta max, Stereoscopy, and some crude drawings under the 17th street bridge.

Being that this movie is rated R it did not get stellar box office results. I can see parents being hesitant forking over movie theater prices on unknown subject matter. The home movie watching experience is a little more lax as being in ones own "comfort zone" makes people especially younger individuals more at ease.

The results of the theatrical release of this film had around 80+ new accounts show up on the various online media RLSH outlets. I expect to see this number to increase substantially now with larger exposure to it's intended audience.

Of note, having already seen this film in the theater I was puzzled on why the RLSH.org chose to endorse this movie. As I said before this movie has nothing to do with them except for silly costumes and Myspace....but I guess any coverage is good coverage.

RLSH vs. RLSV

If there ever was to be a show down, I think it would go something like this.

The Greatest RLSH Members Ever!

Finally some freaking Real Life Super Heroes everyone can agree to like. Ladies and Gentlemen... meet The Taco Bell Super Delicious Ingredient Force. This group helped handout tacos at the 2010 SD Comic Con.

Members pictured are: Captain-Enchilada Sauce, Ima Chickenwomen & Steak Maximus.

Other members of this super team include: Super "reduced Fat" Sour Cream, Commander Seasoned Beef, Incredibean, Fantastic Rice, Crunch Boy, Flex Tortilla, and Dr. Steve Value.

I salute this tasty group of RLSH do-gooders! All they need now is a vegitarian RLSV member to make them regret they day they dared hand out taco number one!

Evil as a Lifestyle Choice?

Really? A lifestyle choice? I think not.. you either are or you are not.

Overlord started her thirty days of evil postings almost two weeks ago. Was a little baffled when she came on the scene, as she has no real gripe with the RLSH and just seemed happy to have found anyone online calling themselves villains.

I read along with her blog, and like every other blog, some posts are hits and others are a miss. Then we get to day seven.... Dealing with Naysayers.

Well, well, well.. this is a Evil Challenge.. and I am pretty darn evil, so challenge excepted. After reading and re-reading the post by her I decided to put her to the test... I mean if I did not who would? As she has no forces of good to combat so it looked like I was a perfect candidate for the job. As a rule I seldom like to draw first blood.. set them up for later is my villainous motto.

Overlord made a negative comment about another member of villainy Octavius Fong.... showtime! Octavius Fong delivers critical and decisive blows to the forces of the RLSH sub-culture... so much so they all hate him with a passion. For those that are unfamiliar with Mr. Fong he is puppet. Yes that is correct, a hand puppet... a hand puppet that has and continues to put the RLSH in their place over and over again.

So as her day seven post was labeled "Dealing with Naysayers" I did just that. Result being I was removed from her links of evil... awww really? If you can't take the heat pumpkin I am afraid the world of villainy might not be for you. Being a douche bag (Apocalypse Meow agrees) I decided to up the anti and make a very wicked nasty (but funny as hell) comment on her social networking page.... ah that did it!

Removed in no time with a comment back worthy of a cape... I am afraid you have failed your own challenge Overlord.

Now time for a little free information....

Rule one of villainy.... never show your face.. that is how you will be found. It is the hero who goes unmasked as they have chosen to be the saviour of society and have accepted all the responsibility that goes with their choice.

Rule two.. when someone "creeps you out" for God's sake do not hit the yes button when they attempt to befriend you on a social networking site. Just politely say "No thank you" and move along.

Rule three.. no personal information. Even when you enter a false name it becomes pointless when you have linked pictures of mom and dad at Thanksgiving... nice Turkey btw.

Now have we learned anything? I certainly hope so, as I view you as a cute little pink fluffy stuffed animal of villainy I wish you to grow and evolve.. otherwise I would have already crushed you like a random piece of flubber under my hobnailed boot.

With much love.. and by love I mean hate...

-Poop Knife

Blog Talk Radio: Meow and Friends 07/12/10

Well that was as fun as having to endure a double enema... by Dreizehn.

So I called up that wonderful blog talk radio experience known as Meow and Friends. Took them at face value... was told by the host she welcomed weird and counter view points on tonight's subject Master Legend. She even had a whole shpeal about not knowing what someone is about until you meet them face to face and share a big spaghetti dinner.

Well let's overview... was immediately threatened after announcing myself by Mrs. Meow... whats that word Mr. Jingles uses all the time??? No not Nazi.. the other one...

Blah blah blah listened to crap for like 30 minutes.. something about Greedoman (who sounds alot like Dark Guardian.. just a thought, I'm no Crossfire the Crusader)... Zetaman still rocks! Awesome guy with that little thing rattling around in his head called a brain.

At that point I had not really heard any opposing points to the Master Legend debate so politely asked to contribute... again there is a reason Zetaman runs the forum... and then enter into the world of fun.

Apparently when over opinionated hosts get their feathers ruffled then can go from zero to bitch in under 2.5 seconds. So my viewpoint was not accepted and the wonderful world of "Costume Activists" who all are part of groups called "Real Life Superheroes" decided to just talk down and make fun of me. Not a real problem kids no one said being a villain was easy... again you want to save the world but can't handle little ole amature me?

So what was the point Mrs. Meow Mix? You asked for people to call in who had a point of view, I gave one different to the majority and get blasted for it? Your not a very good talk show host.

Now let's play that skipping record once again... You are all part of a group that calls yourself SUPERHEROES.. real life.. half life.. no life.. the first part is meaningless... let's focus on SUPERHEROES. You are becoming representations of humanity that are suppose to be above and beyond all standards. When I watch a news story about you on 20/20 I do not want to research you and find out members belonging to your organization hate homosexuals. Tony Stark was a drunk... Iron Man was a hero... get it yet?

I think it is time for me to step it up a notch or two... no more rules of the game.. everyone is a target.

Spotlight: RLSH Viper

Ah another RLSH has gotten some media attention:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

It looks like the police do not like you Mr. Viper... and neither do I.
Makes me glad that Tennessee is enforcing the anti mask laws. Especially since you foolishly decided to bring out the Ninja gear.

If you honestly are going to call law enforcement if you see crimes in progress then what is the deal with the throwing stars and other exotic weapons? Oh wait I know the stock answer to that question... going to be some crap about protection from people who want to do you harm for playing pajama patrol in their neighborhood.

Sigh.. just when I thought it would be a nice quiet summer... bet ya ten bucks he gets outed the same way Shadow Hare did.

Resources for Evil: Google Maps

One of my most favorite evil activities is telling people to use Google Maps. Google Maps is perhaps one of the greatest online resources for villainy that the internet has ever known.

Besides the fact it will automatically direct you to every toll road known to man... it also loves to send you on roads and bridges that are yet to be built.

Now I know what you are saying.. where is the villainy? Getting wrong directions from an online resource is annoying sure, but not particularly evil.

Well then howabout taking a Kayak to Japan? Yes folks Google Maps will actually give you directions to Japan via Kayak... only 35 days and 6 hours. I put in Los Angeles, CA as my starting destination, as on the map it looks like a pretty straight shot across the Pacific ocean. Unfortunately Google Maps does not approve of me shoving off from LA and sends me about 1,200 miles north to depart from Washington. Thankfully only after 2,756 miles of paddling it gives me a stop over in Hawaii to stretch my legs. After my brief respite another 3,879 miles by Kayak to Japan. Now you think just getting to the shore of Japan would be good enough... no sir not for Google Maps! Once on the banks of Japan I must travel another 200+ miles (all by toll roads) to the exact epicenter of this jewel of the orient.

Google Maps does not allow travel across the Atlantic Ocean, but the Pacific Ocean is apparently a Kayaking paradise. Look out Red Arrow... here I come!

RLSV Spotlight: Tothian

For some time now I have been perplexed on how to classify one member of this wacky real life comic book sub culture. You have many different types of capes, but this one is beyond any charity worker or vigilante.. this is your classic wolf in sheep's clothing.

Tothian is the Ultimate Real Life Super Villain. From manipulation of weak willed individuals, countless threats of violence, and just down right being a dick this guy wins hands down. It is also of note to mention all of these acts of evil have been directed at RLSH members.

Some of my personal favorites are:

The T man threatening an online reviewer with sending an armed RLSH to handle not being mentioned in a parody article.

Manipulating a younger person into giving him a password to an online heroes message forum... that he then purged massive amounts of data from.

Threatening to call another capes work place claiming he was about to shoot up the place.


Bravo good sir! Just that alone puts you above and beyond any RLSV currently and most likely far into the future. I believe ROACH still has an opening for the number two spot. I think a Sith of your caliber will be running the place in no time.

Real Life Mermaids

So I watched the ABC television network tonight to tune into the show 20/20 that presented a special edition about "Superhumans!". The program featured a guy who climbs buildings, another guy with a gliding suit, real life mermaids, an autistic gu.... wait wait.. back up.

Real Life Mermaids? Ummmmm again why did no one tell me about this sooner? Hot girls in fish tails working as lifeguards and protecting the environment.. sign me up. I here by proclaim all Real Life Super Villain arching rights on Real Life Mermaids Hannah and Linden or as I will refer them to from now on as Molly and Dolly.

I will have to enhance my gimmick and plan.... Ok done. I will spend the next several months and or years developing a realistic dolphin suit. I will travel to the locations where these enchanting creatures of sailors song congregate and flail around in the water like a hurt air breathing sea creature. When they both rescue me I will pop my head out of the mouth of the dolphin costume and profess my undying love to them, winning their hearts and living happily ever after under the sea.

I must start the preparations for my plans and contact an aquatic expert about dolphins and the guy who worked on Sea Quest.... Oh yeah the rest of the television program had some other unique people then a little tidbit at the end about the RLSH.

Life (the guy, not the thing he is avoiding or breakfast cereal) and DC's Guardian were mentioned by name.

Real Life Mermaids! I am truly living in the future... or the past?

The Sky is Falling

Ah Memorial Day! A time to remember and celebrate the fallen servicemen who came to the aid of our country for freedom and democracy. Also a time for pretend heroes and villains to all lower their IQ levels by half and jabber on like a bunch of drunken clowns at the county fair... which is where this side show attraction takes place.

Step right up folk's time to visit the online crime scene... as we have no facts currently to offer beyond speculation and rumor here is what we have.

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Sometime in the last 100 hours Zetaman a very publicly known member of the Real Life Super Hero sub culture had his real life person automobile vandalized. A marker of some kind indicated the satirical online Real Life Super Villain group R.O.A.C.H.

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One hopes Zetaman called the police to professionally handle this crime. Depending on the circumstance the united states justice system is very thorough. If it is member of that organization they deserve what ever is coming to them.

But what if it is not a member of this super evil online group and just someone that used their logo? That is why the police will investigate and come to an official conclusion.

Anything beyond the basic limited information known becomes speculation.

Alter that Ego

When you look at things from several different angles things always look off balanced. The Alter ego in the RLSH world is a fascinating subject.. one of mystery and awe.

In the fantasy and reality world of heroes, the alter ego is the insignificant side of a loosing coin. Who would rather be Erotica Jones when they could be Stripperella? Ok that might have been a bad example.. who would rather be Clark Kent over his alter ego Super Man?

The RLSH in persona is a powerful tool used to what ever desire and whims the operator wishes. In taking part in a charity event to bring attention to the cause. In fighting crime to make an impact in those that do wrong. When making statements to represent themselves and what ever organizations they belong to in an appropriate and respectful manner.

If a RLSH makes an impact at any level, and continues to do so, it is only a matter of time before they are communally recognized and their public identity will become known. It seems the majority of "unmasked" RLSH members have already gone that route and are doing very well.

It again comes down to representation. What should be and should not be believed when reading an online real life super hero tale? Did Zetaman march for the Walk of Dimes? Does Master Legend go out and battle drug dealers? I am not sure what is real and what is comic book pretend... oh wait Zetaman uses his real name and is unmasked I can look that up.

Another fine example would be the back story or "origin" as it is used in the lingo. When you read the back story of Dragon Heart you can very much tell this is a fun and fantasy tale of a person that has created a hero persona. Then when you look at Master Legends beginnings of.. death at birth, parental abuse, voodoo magic, more parental abuse, human fly comic books, crack head beat down's, dead sidekicks, bottled water being handed out, crack head beat down's, giving blood, mental death thought's to Italy, holiday toy drive, perceptions of being an Arch Angel.. ect.

I think I can pick out what is real and what is pretend but gosh darn it.. I just do not know.

Nothing here but Balderdash!

Ah, around the world and back again... that's the sailor's way.

Took a little time off from blogging to observe the Kick-Ass release, and see what effect it would have on the RLSH sub culture.

I saw Kick-Ass with Malvado SV for the first ever "non union" (yeah that's right we don't get dental) Super Villain Team up last month. It was very all cloak and dagger fun. We met at the place Malvado chose but the time I picked. I was slightly disappointed he was not a 800 pound Gorilla... but otherwise on to the show.

Kick-Ass was an exciting over the top movie that had very little to do with the RLSH, with the exceptions of silly costumes and MySpace. I hope in the directors cut they add Red Mist giving out Mountain Dew Code Red to homeless people. Maybe Hit Girl could sell cookies for the Girl Scouts and beat the ever living s#it out of people who don't buy them?

After effects on the sub culture would be around 60-85 new members that have popped up on the various online RLSH media outlets. Some on the the two main forums, many on MySpace and other smaller online venues. It is hard to keep exact count, as many change their name and gimmick week to week.

I expect after the release of DVD, movie channels, and frequent airings on the Soviet Central Television Network... every current online outlet will get a boost of membership.

Good Samaritan Stabbed & Dies

On April 18, 2010 Hugo Alfredo Yale-Tax a 31 year old Guatemalan was repeatedly stabbed and left to die after intervening in a attempted mugging on a woman in Queens New York.

For about an hour and half Mr. Yale-Tax lay on the sidewalk bleeding out as approximately 25 people walked by and did nothing. One passerby stopped to take a cell phone picture, another rolled him over and saw the stab wounds.

Yes no one did a damn thing to help this "good Samaritan" less the two 911 calls that were placed both with incorrect addresses. A third 911 call gave the correct address but by that time it was too late.

This goes back to the very basics of street crime, observe and report do not intervene. This is a sad case that could have easily been avoided and one hopes this will be a reminder to the patrolling RLSH that next time it could be you.

This is only a test...

KICK-ASS Count Down 2 Days

Enter the Silver Age

Being a Silver Age Real Life Super Villain sucks... but not as much as being a Silver Age Real Life Super Hero. A sad fact was passed on to me recently by a follower of the whole movement. With the retirement of Citizen Prime we are now "officially" in the Silver Age.


Yes those early days of the Golden Age Real Life Super Hero have long past. Back when the world was a simple place of Terrifica warning women of the dangers of men, Super Barrio fighting for community housing, and The Capital City Super Squad making the world a better place one garbage bag and flyer at a time.


Sure there are still some Golden Age heroes around like Captain Ozone, but they are mostly laughed at as their ideals are considered old fashion and out dated. DC Guardian still holds up the flag of freedom for truth and justice but is sadly out shadowed by the steel toe brigade of terror and deception.

Nine days and counting until Kick-ass comes out. A major hero has "retired", one from long ago makes national news, another from the past resurfaces, and more than five new profile accounts are showing up per week. The future is so bright it is glowing!

Very Sorry to Everyone

I would like to publicly apologize to any one I have made contact with through this or any other media outlet.

I was really convinced this was some crazy subculture of regular people putting on costumes and trying to tackle various problems in society. It all became perfectly clear about a week ago.. the RLSH movement is a cover story for an international superhero cosplay sex club.

I should have figured this out sooner but I guess all those crazy fake cover stories of them fighting crime and giving out blankets to the homeless kept me side tracked... as it was suppose to.

The names really should have been the tip off... Master Legend, Minute Man, The Eye, Amazoina Alkidike.... Krampus who has a mouse side kick. Man and look at my name Poop Knife.. I bet that is why they were so excited when I showed up.

Again very sorry!

I will be moving on to tackle the problem of Real Life Sleeping Beauty next as that shows up in the google search too!

Seduction of the Innocent

In a culture involved in mirroring a fantasy world and trying to make it's best elements a reality, problems that already exist in that fantasy world will become their reality.

The RLSH had a small panel for Mega Con in Orlando as they did in 2009. To add an unexpected element this year a villain and or opposing view point was added to the panel. During this panel a young girl and her mother attended.

The result of this visit had some unexpected side effects for all involved. The young girl made a connection but not with any of the Heroes... but with the Villain. This can be looked at through various angles. Our villain for this venue was dressed in a somewhat comedic costume, spoke in a funny voice, and carried a plush toy in his satchel. I would imagine children would respond more with him then sweaty middle aged adults.

This young lady and mother called up a blog talk radio program. Nothing of real note here as nine year old children should want to play superhero in their back yard under parental supervision. After this program ended it was suggested to start a "Kid Friendly" blog talk radio program that is suitable for younger listeners.

Children are not stupid and most are more tech savvy then their parents and guardians. What happens when they start befriending RLSH members on Myspace and start reading about the exploits of their heroes? What will they believe this is fantasy or reality? When they find RLSH.net and read about heroes preaching violence, and tolerance in the same message thread? If half of the RLSH cannot agree with one another what message will the "Kid Heroes" take home from this?

A Super Hero is an ideal and standard no one in this movement will ever be able to live up to. That is why comic books are fiction, because the standards by which the characters live by are so incredibly high they are impossible to replicate in real life.

You are entering a very dangerous arena by encouraging children to take part in your game.

Spotting A Hidden Handgun

RLSH Spotlight: Citizen Prime

What awesome timing for another high profile RLSH to retire. Yes folks the guy with the $4000.00 costume has hung up his battle armor.

He has made the wise choice to start being a better parent and dedicate his time to his family.

And with his departure Citizen Prime leaves us with this fascinating tidbit from his farewell message:


"Truthfully the Real Life Super Heroes movement and I have always been somewhat at odds. My message has been one of hope and peace through positive action. The darker elements of the movement always threaten to engulf the social enlightenment I, and others, advocate and it eventually kept me at arm's length from the majority of the RLSH. While I always found this regrettable, I also found it enviable, and it made me wonder if Citizen Prime's presence was contrary to the very message I evangelized."

Bravo good sir, I wish you the best on your retirement!

If anyone knows if he is having a garage sale please let me know.

Score Card

For all those following along at home:

RLSH; A group of various costumed people wanting to do good, but really could find better ways to do it. They mostly do not call themselves "Heroes" but that is their label. Heroes vary from their own personal approach on problems they view in society. Problems in the "movement", no control on who can and cannot call them self "A Real Life Super Hero". Disagreement on methods used when in the "uniform/costume" and various "crime fighting" techniques. Problems distinguishing who is real and who is pretending. Small groups pitted against one another as no one will ever trust authority.

RLSV; a group of various costumed people wanting to do good, but really could find better ways to do it. They mostly do not call themselves "Villains" but that is their label. The RLSV does not exist in real life but only in an online persona to challenge the heroes beliefs. Problems in the "movement", no control on who can and cannot call them self "A Real Life Super Villain". Disagreement on methods used on how to expose "Heroes". Problems distinguishing who is real and who is pretending. A small group that somewhat agrees on a few basic points.

A brief listing of some of the players:

Apocalypse Meow: Host of Meow and Friends Blog Talk Radio Show. Is an interesting lady but too critical on some points of view.

Agent Beryllium: Smart Gal with a strong head on her shoulders and makes valid points. Talks like a valley girl. Is a member of Roach

Black Sun: Nihilist. Is a member of Roach.

Calamity: Good stuff all around, Can explain the hero logic better than a hero. Is a member of Roach.

Captain Australia: He is Australian.

Captain Black: Is doing it right and has been for years. Why he wants to associate with the RLSH is beyond me.

Crimson Nematode: Some points are made, reminds me of a character from cartoon show. Is a member of Roach.

Executrix: Host of Creature Feature Blog Talk Radio Show. Is a "heroes villain" has claimed a title of villian but will never talk against anyone in the RLSH. A member of Roach.

Grodd: *See Vandalor

Harbinger: Smart gal with her eye on the prize.

KICK_ASS: A movie coming out.

Krampus: Wants to be in radio and hopes this is his big chance to make it big. Narcs on people that could deplete his listening base. Talks out against Roach but is co-host on Creature Feature a Blog Talk Radio program hosted by Executrix who is a member of Roach.

Lord Malignance: Best Villain of them all. Gimmick with Style. Sometimes overly cartoonish but still makes a point.

Malvado SV: Villain with some problems but common sense that sees the bad elements. Hosts a show on blog talk radio.

Master Legend: Take off the mask, and go public Spider-Man style. We all know who you are. Make all the problems go away, you can still dress up and use the name.

Mr. Jingles: Minion of Krampus. Will defend all RLSH members no matter what the circumstance is. Dedicated follower to the cause.

Poop Knife: His email address has Nazi in it.

Potentate: Roach leader, sells T-shirts and works at i09.

Superhero: Could be the best and possibly the leader of the entire movement. Why the gun?

Tea Krulos: He is writing a book.

The Eye: The Eye sees all!

The Scarlett Fool: Makes some points. Is a member of Roach

Tiny Terror: Is gone.

Tothian: I have no freaking clue.

Vandalor: *See Malvado SV

Virus: Another newcomer to the game, good logic, too much written profanity for my taste.

White Skull: former number two man at Roach. Had some problems with his first approach. Was reformatted and has returned.

Z : Taking back the streets. Like Batman only mortal and broke.

Zetaman: Good guy, raises money for charity. Runs RLSH.net and bans people needlessly without trying to work things out.

Edit 03/27/10

Heroes with Guns

One of the first points made here against the RLSH movement was about the Gun.


People out in the night with a firearm looking for problems to solve is a vigilante. Many a hero, villain, and supporter stood up and said that is not what the movement was about. I was misinformed, incorrect, and wrong. I was told anyone who carried a firearm would be dealt with and not considered a RLSH.


So please inform me! Superhero carries a firearm. He has said so, this is a fact. Please tell me how this act is justified?

In his own words he claims to need this for self defense against the 00.1% of people who have made threats against his life or those of Team Justice. Why have people made threats against them? I can only speculate that certain people in society do not feel like they need self proclaimed protectors. I also wonder what happens after 10% of the populous stands against the RLSH? If you use fire arms for 00.1% what next, full automatic machine guns? Grenades? Flame throwers?

A Firearm is a tool of man, the same as a flash light, a microwave oven, or a wrench. Will you stumble around in the dark if you have a flash light? Will you boil water over an open fire if you have a microwave oven? Will you use your hands to undue a bolt if you have a wrench? And will you restrain someone who is dangerous or shoot them instead?

As the Kick-Ass movie states... they don't have powers.... and they don't care.

KICK-ASS Count Down 29 Days

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Those who do not learn from history.....

For those that do not keep up with current or past events in the RLSH community we are about to replay actions from the past and present.

The Red Diamond was one of Master Legends side kicks who died in prison from wounds he received while battling drug dealers with ML. He was replaced by The Ace who was just a shill for the Rolling Stone article. The Ace was replaced by Ace Diamond who was recently attacked by drug dealers.


Do we see a trend here? Now we have no facts here except for the ones Master Legend has provided for us in his online postings. Ace of Diamond was not attacked in costume (that we know) but at his home defending his family... one of them who brought this criminal element into his home.

Now Master Legend is out for another quest for justice to track down the people responsible for attacking his newest side kick. What will this result be? Will there be another hero death when Ace Diamond heals up (he was curb stomped and thrown threw a window) and joins ML again out on the street? Master Legend says the police will not return his phone calls, which is doubtful unless he is not leaving his name and or if he has wasted there time in the past.

How many people will die due to the actions of this man?